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Old 10 February 2006, 10:15 PM
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I'd give her some face cream that was priceless - or just 'seagull' her.
Old 10 February 2006, 10:16 PM
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Yeah, I keep being told it's good for the skin....


and sore throats....



and sore bits and pieces....
Old 10 February 2006, 10:17 PM
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Dr. Po's patent protein dermal aftercare.

With spoffosomes.
Old 10 February 2006, 10:18 PM
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politics
Old 10 February 2006, 10:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Clarebabes
Yeah, I keep being told it's good for the skin....




and sore throats....



and sore bits and pieces....
Concentrate

Here comes the science bit
Old 10 February 2006, 10:20 PM
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Go on....
Old 10 February 2006, 10:20 PM
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Does it contain Bifidus Digestivum at all?
Old 10 February 2006, 10:21 PM
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can we act dumb, because we're worth it?
Old 10 February 2006, 10:21 PM
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Originally Posted by A&E
politics
Give me five
Old 10 February 2006, 10:22 PM
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five fig rolls? but I ate them all
Old 10 February 2006, 10:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Clarebabes
Go on....
It contains pH-balanced foofular balm, microblobules and face massaging nano-taddies.
Old 10 February 2006, 10:23 PM
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Originally Posted by A&E
five fig rolls? but I ate them all
I thought it was the parrots.
Old 10 February 2006, 10:24 PM
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sticky beaks
Old 10 February 2006, 10:29 PM
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The true way out of the doghouse is to send her into more of a doghouse.

OK, so she calls you a name, you get huffy and walk off and you end up in the doghouse. That's how women work so you have to double bluff.

I find telling her how disappointed you are in her, how you thought she wasn't irrational like all your ex's, how you thought she was better than that and how you were saving that £68 for a trackday and she'll soon be wearing PVC and humming the sorry song on your pink oboe.
Old 10 February 2006, 10:31 PM
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yes, that would work
Old 10 February 2006, 10:31 PM
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Originally Posted by NotoriousREV
The true way out of the doghouse is to send her into more of a doghouse.

OK, so she calls you a name, you get huffy and walk off and you end up in the doghouse. That's how women work so you have to double bluff.

I find telling her how disappointed you are in her, how you thought she wasn't irrational like all your ex's, how you thought she was better than that and how you were saving that £68 for a trackday and she'll soon be wearing PVC and humming the sorry song on your pink oboe.
You don't really have a woman, do you ?
Old 10 February 2006, 10:31 PM
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Old 10 February 2006, 10:33 PM
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Originally Posted by lightning101
You don't really have a woman, do you ?
8 years and counting

Trust me, comparing her to your ex is a guaranteed winner
Old 10 February 2006, 10:34 PM
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Last time I did that, I ended up in A&E
Old 10 February 2006, 10:35 PM
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Originally Posted by lightning101
Last time I did that, I ended up in A&E
You wish
Old 10 February 2006, 10:35 PM
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Originally Posted by NotoriousREV
8 years and counting

Trust me, comparing her to your ex is a guaranteed winner
you're a wonderful man
Old 10 February 2006, 10:35 PM
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Originally Posted by NotoriousREV
8 years and counting

Trust me, comparing her to your ex is a guaranteed winner

I always thought the rubber would perish
Old 10 February 2006, 10:35 PM
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Don't pretend to understand a woman. You men are more stupid than we think if you do.
Old 10 February 2006, 10:36 PM
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I'm a leo, I prefer a mirror and a ****
Old 10 February 2006, 10:36 PM
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After 8 years, I don't need to do it anymore. The first couple of years training is pretty tough, though.
Old 10 February 2006, 10:36 PM
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I forgot to add, "Who should be castrated"
Old 10 February 2006, 10:37 PM
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Originally Posted by lightning101
I'm a leo, I prefer a mirror and a ****
Old 10 February 2006, 10:38 PM
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Originally Posted by NotoriousREV
After 8 years, I don't need to do it anymore. The first couple of years training is pretty tough, though.
So you've been several years without sex now then?
Old 10 February 2006, 10:39 PM
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Originally Posted by A&E
So you've been several years without sex now then?

He must be about ready to explode
Old 10 February 2006, 10:39 PM
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I'm allowed sex for reproductive purposes during ovulation and as much **** as I can download during Coronation Street and Eastenders. That' not a bad deal!


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