The Dog House - Sentence
 

Right,

Female contributors, can we devise a tariff of Dog House time for us males, I got in trouble for stomping off at a wedding last weekend after she called me something unpleasant (cant remember what, p1ssed and tired) , the sentence was 2 days Dog House time followed by a session involving a Switch card on my account, 68 quid on face cream ff sake, anyway I agreed the terms but said that it must not be mentioned (sick of it) but tonight it was brought up in evidence against me despite the 2 days plus 68 quid.

So perhaps some suggestions of transgressions by men against women (not the ones the courts deal with, relationship type stuff) as lets face it, women are easier to offend than even some other sections of society.

Example,

Not doing dishes despite being told to = 2 hours doghouse + 3 days on parole, no BJ's (like you were getting one anyway) and 1 hour bin duty.

Not noticing new hair do, 3 days sniffy treatment, no shag, can be commuted to a life sentence if ovulating.

erm, don't get the point of the "no shag"? (eloquent :) ) why would a girl punish herself as well? :lol1:

Good point, I wouldnt shag me either !

Well thats obviously not true but you must understand the sentiment.

I meant I couldn't give up sex and would therefore not punish you in that manner :Suspiciou

I'd think of something more appropriate :)

I wouldn't even give you the use of a dog house - exposed, open fields are much better http://ccgi.rallytrader.plus.com/for.../a_whistle.gif

You aint seen me.........






Actually very handsome and hunky but very modest.


More appropriate, how about not going out for the evening ?

he could run, free like the wind http://ccgi.rallytrader.plus.com/for...es/c_dance.gif

we could make you stay in but then you'd talk to internet weirdos :mad:

The dog house isnt an actual place, its a concept, a state of mind but boy do you know when you are in it.

Never trust anyone that you meet via the internet :mad:

Where do dogs sleep then? :wonder:

Ooops!

Got to be both ways kidda.

Wait for your opportunity, strike like a viper, then when she thinks it's all forgotten, do as she did, bring it up again. And add some car mods to her Visa:D

They all want equality ;) May as well give them it.

Andy.

http://ccgi.rallytrader.plus.com/for...iles/c_doh.gif so I didn't need to build the extra shed? :mad:

Shes gone to bed, apparently she is nodding off, which is Ironic as she never nods off at 9.51 in the week when I have to be up at 6.30 am, oh no plenty of telly to watch. Got moaned at tonight for ahving a second glass of wine frokm the bottle seeing as I had a beer earlier (bottle of becks at a mates), she was saving it, I bought the bottle so I dont see how the claim works.

Women, just admit you are highly attractive demons sent to persecute the hard drinking, gadget and car obsessed aging manboy !

Look, it's quite straighforward :mad:

You pi$$ us off, you have to pay, what could be simpler? ;)

& at the end of the day, you just have to accept that we're better at it than you :lol1:

Of course we are :lol1::lol1:

Suckers :norty:

we only love you for your screwfix catalogues http://ccgi.rallytrader.plus.com/for...les/a_rofl.gif

& those lovely tool belts :luxhello:

I bet you will all stay up all night just ensure you get the last word.

No need, we're very patient & can drag it back up a week later :thumb:

J4CKO. £68 on face cream! :eek: Sure you don't want to leave her! ????

Don't be daft, we wouldn't lose sleep over nothing :)

Hah, she started on about some 85 quid stuff tonight, something de la Mer ( I thought that was car polish) but apparently its made by a slightly charred Nasa scientist, she shut up when I said it sound like that some crap I would come out with about a potential purchase.

Just get her a face lift and a chemical peel and be done with it.

expensive face cream doesn't affect the beauty underneath :)

If there's beauty underneath, why spend £68 on a face cream!?

exactly :brickwall :lol1:

Sorry, been drinking :D