Raartoot

Right then, Dilemma, Mrs thinks Im out of order...

Basically, im having some of our family round in couple of weeks to have a "get together" (and before anyone says it, it cant be moved as Im working the rest of the weekends for a longwhile, NO pArties without me present)

We're talking approx 40 of us, Mrs's Idea ...
We have a Loo situation, We have en-suite in our room and Took the Toilet out from upstairs to replace it with a Bigger shower to go with the Bath Tub..

Our downstairs loo decided to blow wind during xmas and is out of action as we have Serious problems with Piping, cant be sorted till end of the Month through a Mate of mine who is charging me next to nothing to sort it..

So this is where the Portable Loo comes into it...
I wanna Hire one for the garden as I dont want everyone using my Bog in my room, but Mrs thinks im being out of order and Ignorant

You know what women are like, they go toilet in 8s and 9s, full crew and all that, Imagine the state it will get in not to mention my bloody bedroom they have to pass through.

..then you get the dizzy grandma on Whiskey chucking it everywhere!!!

So then Opinions and advice please, do I :

1. Stick to my Guns and tell the Mrs its the Porta-loo or no party which might not be a bad thing ...
2. Pay about 8 times the rate my mate is charging me to sort out my S*it 'ouse (we're touchin the thousand mark here folks)
3. or let everyone use my Toilet, My throne, My... and let them S*it P*ss throw up cheese carrotts all over my Sparkling floor not forgetting the odd rondevouse taking place - the Mrs seems to think thats Ok

Johnny E

Its got to be a Port-a-loo you dont want thisleft behind in the ensuite.

You dont want anyone using your throne

Raartoot

Yeah exactly what Im saying to the woman.

just the thought of it,

Raartoot

She still aint having any of it, Im now Old fashioned

Bubba po

I don't think the blokes will mind the portaloo. Divide it up that way.

douglasb

Naaahhhh. The women can use the portaloo. The blokes can use the bushes.

Bubba po

GrahamG

pmsl, tell the boys to pee behind the tree and the girls to **** behind the bush!!

ALi-B

iTrader: (1)

Go to your caravan shop and buy one of Thetford's finest. Place in middle of the lounge, jobs a goodun'

paul-s

how about one of these

fast bloke

Can I jUst asK..... who the fek is Took the Toilet?

Billbill

That would be an action by a Toilet Thief?

Raartoot

Im considering digging a hole in Next doors Garden now she Fooooked off for abit

No change, Im still out of order!!!

Chip Sengravy

Ahh, portaloos, the last bastion of losing what little dignity you have..

Excellent for tipping over when there is an apprentice inside, half bricks dropped down the vent are also a crowd pleaser

We let an air bomb off in one once, the projectile bounced round inside, then went off just as it hit the goodies......it went EVERYWHERE

scunnered

iTrader: (1)

How about a compromise to save any argument between you. You could hire a local hall or hotel function room.

fitzscoob

I'd pay for the downstairs toilet to be fixed, then charge an admission fee to recoup the money back

If you cant stitch up your family, who can you stitch up?

Tiggs

dont be so tight - fix your downsatirs loo. how can you have a party of 40 in a house with no main toilet????

whats for food? crisps and left overs because your kitchens bust?

fitzscoob

Isnt that Nanooks mate?