B@ll@cks!
31 December 2005, 10:51 AM
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B@ll@cks!
My new year is now totally ruined. Walking through from the hall into the living room, I smacked a couple of toes on my left foot on the door frame - my little toe is badly bruised, and the one next to it is now the size of my big toe (and is broken). Wouldn't be too bad, except I'm supposed to be driving from Sunderland to Aberdeen for Hogmanay - can't depress the clutch on the car, and my mate who's along for the journey can't bloody drive. I'm now sat with my foot elevated, as per hospital instructions, with the exciting propsect of new years eve T.V ahead.
On the plus side, there's 24 chilled cans of beer in the fridge to keep me entertained!
On the plus side, there's 24 chilled cans of beer in the fridge to keep me entertained!
31 December 2005, 11:33 AM
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Originally Posted by turbotroll
On the plus side, there's 24 chilled cans of beer in the fridge to keep me entertained!
Chip
oowwww thats got to smart a bit, dont listen to Chip, put ice on the toes and drink that last can of beer, cant beleive he suggested to waste it. 
31 December 2005, 12:08 PM
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No beer wasteage in this household! Would have hired an auto, but my mate has decided to stay in Wales for the new year. Might hire one anyway, just to get away from all the 'foot' jokes which are now coming my way!
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31 December 2005, 12:40 PM
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Originally Posted by turbotroll
No beer wasteage in this household! Would have hired an auto, but my mate has decided to stay in Wales for the new year. Might hire one anyway, just to get away from all the 'foot' jokes which are now coming my way!
Second foot jokes aren't funny as a rule
Third why dont you hop on a train
HTH
31 December 2005, 12:46 PM
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Owwww, one of the most painful things knownt to man, stubbing your toe, bang, wait for it, 1, 2, 3 AGONY !
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31 December 2005, 06:06 PM
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Last NYE wifey was desperately looking forward to a whole night of dancing (guests coming round). 10pm the first guests arrive with a bottle of wine, which she manages to fit in the top shelf of the packed fridge - except that it slid straight out again and her little toe was caught in a marble floor/fast moving wine bottle sandwich.
She did dance, but not for very long.
Good luck, we can sympathise.
She did dance, but not for very long.
Good luck, we can sympathise.
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