Best Headline Ever??
24 December 2005, 01:36 PM
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Best Headline Ever??
Thought we would have a little Xmas challenge ....
Think of the best Newspaper headline you have ever seen ....
I have 2, both from The SUN (I do NOT read it, honest!)
A few years ago George Micheal got caught with his pants down in a Public Loo ... the headline was:-
"Zip Me Up Before You Go-Go" which I thought was superb!
The SUN, this week, did it again - Elton John and David Furnish tie the knot ... the headline was:-
"Elton John Takes David Up The Aisle" I was wetting myself laughing, BRILLIANT!
What do YOU remember?
Pete
Think of the best Newspaper headline you have ever seen ....
I have 2, both from The SUN (I do NOT read it, honest!)
A few years ago George Micheal got caught with his pants down in a Public Loo ... the headline was:-
"Zip Me Up Before You Go-Go" which I thought was superb!
The SUN, this week, did it again - Elton John and David Furnish tie the knot ... the headline was:-
"Elton John Takes David Up The Aisle" I was wetting myself laughing, BRILLIANT!
What do YOU remember?
Pete
24 December 2005, 02:28 PM
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This is funny
http://soccernet.espn.go.com/news/st...337901&cc=5739
may have to select the region before you view the page.
http://soccernet.espn.go.com/news/st...337901&cc=5739
may have to select the region before you view the page.
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24 December 2005, 02:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Chip Sengravy
when fashion designer Gianni Versace got shot, "The Sport" ran with..
"Shoot you, sir !"
"Shoot you, sir !"
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24 December 2005, 04:28 PM
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Originally Posted by corradoboy
After the pitlane inferno in a Grand Prix, "The Ignited Colours of Beneton"
Dinez in the oven!!
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24 December 2005, 04:34 PM
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Originally Posted by New_scooby_04
That was Pablo Dinez (Sp?) wasn't it? I remember cause the Sun had the back page headline:
Dinez in the oven!!
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Dinez in the oven!!
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24 December 2005, 05:02 PM
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Originally Posted by New_scooby_04
That was Pablo Dinez (Sp?) wasn't it? I
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24 December 2005, 05:15 PM
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Originally Posted by STi wanna Subaru
This is funny
http://soccernet.espn.go.com/news/st...337901&cc=5739
may have to select the region before you view the page.
http://soccernet.espn.go.com/news/st...337901&cc=5739
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priceless!!!how did you know about that headline????
24 December 2005, 08:35 PM
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Will the last person leaving turn the lights of..
the day Great britain became a banana republic under
leftie blair!!!
gettting a drubbing at the mo !!! and serves him right.
Mart
the day Great britain became a banana republic under
leftie blair!!!
gettting a drubbing at the mo !!! and serves him right.
Mart
25 December 2005, 03:18 PM
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Originally Posted by New_scooby_04
That was Pablo Dinez (Sp?) wasn't it? I remember cause the Sun had the back page headline:
Dinez in the oven!!
NS04
Dinez in the oven!!
NS04
26 December 2005, 01:55 AM
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I received some on email a while ago entitled:
THE YEAR'S BEST [actual] HEADLINES OF 2004:
Crack Found on Governor's Daughter
[Imagine that!]
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
[No, really?]
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
[Now that's taking things a bit far!]
Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?
(Not if I wipe thoroughly!]
Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
[What a guy!]
Miners Refuse to Work after Death
(No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-sos!]
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
[See if that works any better than a fair trial!]
War Dims Hope for Peace
[Ican see where it might have that effect!]
If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
(no kidding!)
Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
[Who would have thought!]
Enfield (London)Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
[They may be on to something!]
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges !
[You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?]
Wife-beater Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge
[he probably IS the battery charge!]
New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
[Weren't they fat enough?!]
Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
[That's what he gets for eating those beans!]
Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
[Taste like chicken?]
Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
[Chainsaw Massacre all over again!]
Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
[Boy, are they tall!]
Andthe winner is....
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
THE YEAR'S BEST [actual] HEADLINES OF 2004:
Crack Found on Governor's Daughter
[Imagine that!]
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
[No, really?]
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
[Now that's taking things a bit far!]
Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?
(Not if I wipe thoroughly!]
Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
[What a guy!]
Miners Refuse to Work after Death
(No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-sos!]
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
[See if that works any better than a fair trial!]
War Dims Hope for Peace
[Ican see where it might have that effect!]
If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
(no kidding!)
Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
[Who would have thought!]
Enfield (London)Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
[They may be on to something!]
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges !
[You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?]
Wife-beater Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge
[he probably IS the battery charge!]
New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
[Weren't they fat enough?!]
Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
[That's what he gets for eating those beans!]
Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
[Taste like chicken?]
Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
[Chainsaw Massacre all over again!]
Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
[Boy, are they tall!]
Andthe winner is....
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
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When David Mellor was sacked as minister after his affair with some tart who said she had sucked his toes the headline in the Sun was :
"From Toe-job to No job"
The "Freddy Star ate my hamster" is still a classic.
"From Toe-job to No job"
The "Freddy Star ate my hamster" is still a classic.
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