hail-hail

lol Rob,jasey definatley a great headline for celtic, John Barnes, that highly experienced manager got the sack after it

I remember being told about a headline in the sun many years ago along the lines of "Queen in Brawl at Palace" turned out it was a football player scrapping on the pitch at Crystal Palace
Still you don;t find that out until you buy the paper

[Edited by hail-hail - 7/1/2003 11:23:27 AM]

hail-hail

See here

work safe

TelBoy

Not bad. On a par with the recent;

rb5tfh

Ha ha! Wasn't it the Sport that ran, "SHOOTS YOU SIR!" when Versace was killed?

V5

Surely deliberate???

jasey

Surely the best ever headline was when Inverness Calley Thistle beat a certain Glagow side - now what was that headline ??

Rob Walker

what??? this one???

jasey

Thanks Rob - but I wanted to get Hail-Hail to say it

Rob Walker

Think you'd have a long wait there..........

scoobydooooo

why woe ?? LOL

pslewis

The Classic just has to be:-

When Wham star, George Michael, got caught in the toilets with ??

The Sun ran, "Zip me up before you Go-Go"!!! Brilliant!!

Pete

Funkii Munkii

Today's Sun
Tim has a semi on!

fast bloke

I remember watching a test match years ago when the commentator said

'The batsman's Holding, The bowlers Willie'

In the early 80s, the French rugby team had a second row called Condom. The Irish hero of the time was ***** John McBride. You could buy shop made banners which said

"Our Willie is bigger than your Condom"

jasey

Forgot Big John was in charge then - he's found his place in football now

dharbige

The best commentator one I heard was a game a while back where Germany had a player called Kunz (or something like that).

"...and now the Germans have the ball....Kunz...."

jasey

Or the one where a commentator is talking to Garth Crooks (Ithink it was him) while watching Germany.

Commentator - well garth - what about that ruminnegger (sp)
Garth Crooks - I haven't heard any rumours and don't call me that

wideboyuk

PMSL! - is that true?

jasey

I think it is - but of course we'll never know as the powers that be would never let you hear it again - not very politically correct [img]images/smilies/mad.gif[/img]

If it isn't it's still funny

V5

There was indeed a German player called Kuntz. In the video to Three Lions all the German players had "Kuntz" across their back!

Can't believe that Garth Crooks story TBH. It's not like he wouldn't know who Karl-Heinz Rummenigge is!

beamer

Don't know if any of these are true but funny all the same




MICHAEL Buerk watching Phillipa Forrester cuddle up to a male astronomer for warmth during BBC1's UK eclipse coverage remarked: "They seem cold out there,
they're rubbing each other and he's only come in his shorts."

Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie Fanny Sunneson lining-up shots at the Scottish Open: "Some weeks Nick likes to use Fanny, other weeks he prefers to do it by himself."

MIKE Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on Sky Sports: "Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance he gets."

JACK Burnicle was talking about Colin Edwards' tyre choice on World Superbike racing: "Colin had a hard on in practice earlier, and I bet he wished he had a hard on now."

Chris Tarrant discussing the first Millionaire winner Judith Keppel on This Morning: "She was practising fastest finger first by herself in bed last night."

WINNING Post's Stewart Machin commentating on jockey Tony McCoy's formidable lead: "Tony has a quick look between his legs and likes what he sees."

ROSS King discussing relays with champion runner Phil Redmond: "Well Phil, tell us about your amazing third leg."

CRICKETER Neil Fairbrother hit a single during a Durham v Lancashire match, inspiring Bobby Simpson to observe: "With his lovely soft hands he just tossed it off."

CLAIR Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on Look North said: "There's nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold night like this."

JAMES Allen interviewing Ralf Schumacher at a Grand Prix, asked: "What does it feel like being rammed up the backside by Barrichello?"

STEVE Ryder covering the US Masters: "Ballesteros felt much better today after a 69."

THE new stand at Doncaster race course took Brough Scott's breath away..."My word," he said. "Look at that magnificent erection."

WILLIE Carson was telling Claire Balding how jockeys prepare for a big race when he said: "They usually have four or five dreams a night about coming from different positions."

CARENZA Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on Time Team Live said: "You'd eat beaver if you could get it."

A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked, "So Bob, where's that eight inches you promised me last night?" Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too, because they were laughing so hard!

US PGA Commentator - "One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife takes out his ***** and kisses them .... Oh my god!!!!! What have I just said?!!!!"

Metro Radio - "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."

Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977 - "Ah, isn't that nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the *** of the Oxford crew." Ted Walsh- Horse Racing Commentator - "This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother."

New Zealand Rugby Commentator - "Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him."

Pat Glenn- Weightlifting commentator - "And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her ****** this morning and it was amazing!"

Riprock

What about lewis's rescent fight with klitchsco(sp?)....

"Lewis Licks Klit"