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Old 23 December 2005, 12:17 AM
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Question Singles Bar Telephone Chat Lines at £1 a minute

What are you supposed to talk about??

They look like nice beautiful girls on the advert ............... but, what do you talk about that's worth £1 a minute??

Do they give Oil Type advice? Do they advise on the correct Oil Change procedures and the wisdom of Cocklinks?

Or do they just wish you a Merry Xmas?

Pete
Old 23 December 2005, 12:24 AM
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Hello

Talking isn't a problem I would of thought, it's the £1 minute that bothers me. Who on earth is desperate enough to want to talk to someone at that price?

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Old 23 December 2005, 12:27 AM
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A loner I would guess?

But what are you supposed to talk about .......................... anything?

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Old 23 December 2005, 12:28 AM
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Wouldnt worry too much pete, they'd probably hang up before it got too costly!
Old 23 December 2005, 12:35 AM
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Originally Posted by Triple X
Wouldnt worry too much pete, they'd probably hang up before it got too costly!

Oh, I see ............ they pay ME £1 a minute!?

Now, thats my kind of telephone call ...... I'll go and ring them right now - leave it off the hook too!!

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Old 23 December 2005, 12:37 AM
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Are they the same as BBS then??

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Old 23 December 2005, 12:39 AM
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Originally Posted by pslewis
Are they the same as BBS then??

Pete
Probably, take a look at peoples post count too see how lonely they are.
Old 23 December 2005, 01:25 AM
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For a lot less money chatters would be advised to visit Corproration Street in Sheffield; where you can get your **** sucked for £5 (allegedly)! Knowing that; why spend £25 on the phone talking about it?
Old 23 December 2005, 05:16 AM
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£5 eh!!! That is cheap.
Old 23 December 2005, 06:34 AM
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Wonder what a tenner would get me
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Originally Posted by davyboy
Wonder what a tenner would get me
More to the point what wouldn't it get you ???
Old 23 December 2005, 06:55 AM
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Originally Posted by davyboy
Wonder what a tenner would get me
57 Varieties of **** rot.
Old 23 December 2005, 09:59 AM
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i knew a couple of girls that worked for one of these companies, one was 4ft 10" and the other was about 4ft wide but once on the phone they were 5ft 10" blonde and a body to die for PMSL thats what your £1 a minute gets you
Old 23 December 2005, 01:32 PM
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Originally Posted by GC8
For a lot less money chatters would be advised to visit Corproration Street in Sheffield; where you can get your **** sucked for £5 (allegedly)! Knowing that; why spend £25 on the phone talking about it?
Why would I want my **** sucked???

At my age the only thing that is useful for is pissing ............

Pete
Old 23 December 2005, 01:41 PM
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Originally Posted by GC8
For a lot less money chatters would be advised to visit Corproration Street in Sheffield; where you can get your **** sucked for £5 (allegedly)! Knowing that; why spend £25 on the phone talking about it?
LOL @ 'allegedly'
Old 23 December 2005, 03:15 PM
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Originally Posted by pslewis
Why would I want my **** sucked???

At my age the only thing that is useful for is pissing ............

Pete

Tell it like it is Pete!
Old 23 December 2005, 03:19 PM
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Originally Posted by pslewis
What are you supposed to talk about??

They look like nice beautiful girls on the advert ............... but, what do you talk about that's worth £1 a minute??

Do they give Oil Type advice? Do they advise on the correct Oil Change procedures and the wisdom of Cocklinks?

Or do they just wish you a Merry Xmas?

Pete
come on pete you must of rang every chatline under the sun
Old 23 December 2005, 05:19 PM
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Originally Posted by kingofturds
come on pete you must of rang every chatline under the sun
Isn't the grammar ...... "You must have rung"

Lets hope ScoobyNet members will get spelling and grammar kits for Xmas

Pete
Old 23 December 2005, 05:25 PM
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Pete *never* asks the question without knowing the answer......
Old 23 December 2005, 05:34 PM
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Originally Posted by pslewis
Isn't the grammar ...... "You must have rung"

Lets hope ScoobyNet members will get spelling and grammar kits for Xmas

Pete
where is the full stop grammar master
Old 23 December 2005, 08:05 PM
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The first 5 squid is spent going through the legal bollox, of who they are registered with and the premium rates your being screwed for, and the maximum amount of the call,,

oif youve got any money left, you get to talk dirty to some taped message from randy mandy


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Old 23 December 2005, 08:58 PM
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Originally Posted by mart360
The first 5 squid is spent going through the legal bollox, of who they are registered with and the premium rates your being screwed for, and the maximum amount of the call,,

oif youve got any money left, you get to talk dirty to some taped message from randy mandy


mart
You seem VERY well clued up

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Old 23 December 2005, 11:01 PM
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long story,,,, many years ago......




Mart
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