Funniest thing ive seen all year! Chav scum!
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Funniest thing ive seen all year! Chav scum!
At the train station today i noticed a group of chavs on their BMXs and mountain bikes generally annoying the passing public by riding around them and doing wheelies!!!
Then one went by me and lost the grip on the slippery wet tiled floor causing his front wheel to slide and him been thrown at speed into the wall of WH Smiths!!!
With obvious signs of a dislocated shoulder and a missing front tooth he cried like a baby
I couldnt help myself and did my very best Nelson impression from the Simpsons, by pointing at him and going "Ha ha"
His chavy mates replied "F**k off you f**king c**t!" To which i didnt respond as it would of spoiled a perfect moment in time
Then one went by me and lost the grip on the slippery wet tiled floor causing his front wheel to slide and him been thrown at speed into the wall of WH Smiths!!!
With obvious signs of a dislocated shoulder and a missing front tooth he cried like a baby
I couldnt help myself and did my very best Nelson impression from the Simpsons, by pointing at him and going "Ha ha"
His chavy mates replied "F**k off you f**king c**t!" To which i didnt respond as it would of spoiled a perfect moment in time
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oh i would pay good money to get a copy of the CCTV footage
i had my phone on me but i was so amused i didnt think to take a pic
i wonder what he would of told his mother!
i had my phone on me but i was so amused i didnt think to take a pic
i wonder what he would of told his mother!
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Must have been satisfying to see!
Reminds me of a few months back when me and a few mates were out in town and a couple of pikey kids were driving around in a chavvy Nova with un-painted bodykit fitted, baseball caps on and windows down.
We decided to all point and laugh next time they came past, which caused them to slow and shout back some pikey insults! They didnt come past again after that!
Reminds me of a few months back when me and a few mates were out in town and a couple of pikey kids were driving around in a chavvy Nova with un-painted bodykit fitted, baseball caps on and windows down.
We decided to all point and laugh next time they came past, which caused them to slow and shout back some pikey insults! They didnt come past again after that!
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They'll all grow up to modify their Scoobies!!
Attend Rolling Road sessions and fit Cocklinks ...... it's only 1 step away
I would have pissed myself too, mind you
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Attend Rolling Road sessions and fit Cocklinks ...... it's only 1 step away
I would have pissed myself too, mind you
Pete
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Originally Posted by pslewis
They'll all grow up to modify their Scoobies!!
Attend Rolling Road sessions and fit Cocklinks ...... it's only 1 step away
I would have pissed myself too, mind you
Pete
Attend Rolling Road sessions and fit Cocklinks ...... it's only 1 step away
I would have pissed myself too, mind you
Pete
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Originally Posted by New_scooby_04
No Pete, ****'s buy cocklinks, not chavs. If their engines let go, they just steal another one!!
BUT, what about Chavs who are **** too?????
Do they go around stealing CockLinks and leaving the Stereo??
Pete
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While waiting at hospital today, I was sat in front of a pair of chavs with a young lad. They had the typical 'chaveske' look about them (i.e.missing several front teeth, 'odd' dress sense), and I judged them initially based on that. It turns out that I was sat there for over an hour, and to my disbelief, my first judgement of them was completely wrong - they were pleasant to their child, didn't swear when telling him off, spoke politely, and generally seemed a decent pair. To be honest, I was pleasantly surprised.
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Its really very satisfying to tweak up your Scooby to 300BHP+ and increasing the driving pleasure out of all proportion.
It is also a wise move to fit a Knocklink and a mixture indicator to make sure you keep out of the detonation range with the increased boost or that the engine is not running weak under certain conditions.
Its a lot cheaper on engines!
Les
It is also a wise move to fit a Knocklink and a mixture indicator to make sure you keep out of the detonation range with the increased boost or that the engine is not running weak under certain conditions.
Its a lot cheaper on engines!
Les
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