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Old 21 December 2005, 03:45 PM
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Arrow internet dating turns out to be a nightmare

http://entertainment.tv.yahoo.com/news/wwn/20051209/113414040002.html

his father paul (nicoles husband of 27 years) wasn't too happy when the story hit the news...

NO $HIT SHERLOCK!!!


Old 21 December 2005, 04:14 PM
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How disturbing!!! funny but rancid!!
Old 21 December 2005, 04:20 PM
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So did he s*ag her still? They are french afterall!!!
Old 21 December 2005, 04:21 PM
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Oh Dear
Old 21 December 2005, 04:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Moley_WRX
So did he s*ag her still? They are french afterall!!!

Believe the quaint French custom that covers this sort of saituation requires the son to go in for trap two on mama! He-haw he-haw!!!
Old 21 December 2005, 04:32 PM
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Dating's a bloody nightmare full stop!!!
Old 21 December 2005, 05:20 PM
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Nicole e-mailed him a photo of a curvy, half-clad cutie she'd scanned from a men's magazine.
Sounds about right for internet dating!
Old 21 December 2005, 07:29 PM
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Must be a Pikey Dating Agency??

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Old 21 December 2005, 07:52 PM
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Do it
Take your mama out all night
So she'll have no doubt
That we're doing oh the best we can
We're gonna do it
Take your mama out all night
You can stay up late
'cause baby you're a full grown man
Old 21 December 2005, 09:54 PM
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Originally Posted by J4CKO
Do it
Take your mama out all night
So she'll have no doubt
That we're doing oh the best we can
We're gonna do it
Take your mama out all night
You can stay up late
'cause baby you're a full grown man
Bloody hell - you are not THE Jacko are you?
Old 21 December 2005, 10:38 PM
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Wink SCISSOR SISTERS LYRICS

"Take Your Mama"

When you grow up
Livin' like a good boy oughta
And your mama
Takes a shine to her best son
Something different
All the girls they seem to like you
Cause you're handsome
Like to talk and a whole lot of fun

But now your girl's gone a missin'
And your house has got an empty bed
The folks'll wonder 'bout the wedding
They won't listen to a word you said

[Chorus]
Gonna take your mama out all night
Yeah we'll show her what it's all about
We'll get her jacked up on some cheap champagne
We'll let the good times all roll out
And if the music ain't good, well it's just too bad
We're gonna sing along no matter what
Because the dancers don't mind at the New Orleans
If you tip 'em and they make a cut

Do it
Take your mama out all night
So she'll have no doubt
That we're doing oh the best we can
We're gonna do it
Take your mama out all night
You can stay up late
'cause baby you're a full grown man

It's a struggle
Livin' like a good boy oughta
In the summer
Watchin' all the girls pass by
When your mama
Heard the way that you'd been talking
I tried to tell you
That all she'd wanna do is cry

Now we end up takin' the long way home
Lookin' overdressed wearin' buckets of stale cologne
It's so hard to see streets on a country road
When your glasses in the garbage
And your Continental's just got towed

[Repeat Chorus x2]
Old 21 December 2005, 11:49 PM
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