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Old 18 October 2005, 01:46 PM
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/b...ts/4352684.stm

more importantly what was the said fcukwitt doing in the 'disabled toilet' anyway
Old 18 October 2005, 01:49 PM
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Originally Posted by LUCKO
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/b...ts/4352684.stm

more importantly what was the said fcukwitt doing in the 'disabled toilet' anyway
Well it's not right these spongers getting their own toilet is it? Not like half of them are actually disabled, besides there was a queue in the gents
Old 18 October 2005, 01:49 PM
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They refused to name the captain involved or identify which regiment she was with when she lost the gun.
Go figure !
Old 18 October 2005, 01:52 PM
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Originally Posted by OllyK
besides there was a queue in the gents
lol
Old 18 October 2005, 01:54 PM
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disabled woman captain, bet that ticked a few boxes in HR
Old 18 October 2005, 02:11 PM
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disabled woman captain, bet that ticked a few boxes in HR
Rumour is she was a black lesbian ex-Asylum seeker too !
Old 18 October 2005, 02:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Reality
Rumour is she was a black lesbian ex-Asylum seeker too !
The form would have looked like a pools coupon PMSL
Old 18 October 2005, 02:23 PM
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LMAO at the last three replies, how un-pc
Old 18 October 2005, 04:22 PM
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This would be funny, except that if it was a bloke, he'd likely have been demoted, imprisoned, kicked out of the Army or all three.

As it's a woman, she'll be able to cry, and plead PMT or some other such crap.

What's the betting she gets away with it?

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Old 18 October 2005, 04:27 PM
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Originally Posted by alcazar
This would be funny, except that if it was a bloke, he'd likely have been demoted, imprisoned, kicked out of the Army or all three.

As it's a woman, she'll be able to cry, and plead PMT or some other such crap.

What's the betting she gets away with it?

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And If She's a Black lessa ex-asylum seeker she be fast-track promoted to brigadier general
Old 18 October 2005, 05:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Reality
And If She's a Black lessa ex-asylum seeker she be fast-track promoted to brigadier general
So how come pretty much all brigadier-generals are male, white and able-bodied then?


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Old 18 October 2005, 05:22 PM
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How come she gets a Sig Sauer being a black lessa ex-asylum seeker she should be issued with a Derringer to be held in her garter


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Old 18 October 2005, 05:25 PM
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So how come pretty much all brigadier-generals are male, white and able-bodied then?

There's no such rank so they're not all male
Old 18 October 2005, 06:08 PM
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Its theft by finding if he found it and decided to keep it.

TBH If I found a handgun in a Toilets. Id consider handing it in to the Old Bill. Id want the reward money
Old 18 October 2005, 06:54 PM
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But he didn't keep it, or have I missed something?
Old 18 October 2005, 06:59 PM
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Found in a postbox it says.

Could it be the postman that's been arrested?

Or did the guy have really long, thin arms and just put it there for safe keeping!
Old 18 October 2005, 07:34 PM
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Originally Posted by rr_ww
Its theft by finding if he found it and decided to keep it.

TBH If I found a handgun in a Toilets. Id consider handing it in to the Old Bill. Id want the reward money
I defo WOULD NOT hand it to police. You'd be banged up and being interrogated so fast it'd make your head spin.

Trust ANY coppers as far as you could chuck a car load....you won't go far wrong

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Old 18 October 2005, 08:13 PM
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That's my reckoning - have the police really lost all common sense when it comes to charging people these days?!?! (That was a rhetorical question,btw )
Old 18 October 2005, 09:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Reality
Rumour is she was a black lesbian ex-Asylum seeker too !
That's a shocking thing to say. You beat me to it, but missed out the "Banjo-Player" bit!

How the Hell do you manage to do this? I wonder if she even remembered to load the magazine. With the rounds the correct way around.

I'm not being Sexist, just commenting on a supposed Commisssioned Officer's incompetence.

And the Police look younger these days etc...

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Old 18 October 2005, 10:01 PM
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I guess there is more to this story somewhere, i mean when a weapon goes missing it seems unlikely that the first thing coppers are taught to do is search post boxes. It also seems odd to arrest someone if the weapon was in a post box, i mean maybe he did put it in there but unless he was a postie he wasn't going to get it back and if he wasn't the postie then it seems likely that the real postie was going to notice it when he picked up the mail. "Found another gun in the post box lads, that's the third one this week..."

The first report was also very keen to say that the weapon was loaded with 13 blank rounds. I can't think of any possible point in providing side arms loaded with blanks, unless of course her job was to start the 100 yard dash.

Stranger and stranger but i bet it would be fun to know the real story.
Old 18 October 2005, 10:33 PM
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Originally Posted by fatherpierre
There's no such rank so they're not all male
You are of course correct for this country, but I've only met one brigadier and that was a long time ago. But my point still stands.


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Old 18 October 2005, 10:49 PM
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Originally Posted by hedgehog
I guess there is more to this story somewhere, i mean when a weapon goes missing it seems unlikely that the first thing coppers are taught to do is search post boxes. It also seems odd to arrest someone if the weapon was in a post box, i mean maybe he did put it in there but unless he was a postie he wasn't going to get it back and if he wasn't the postie then it seems likely that the real postie was going to notice it when he picked up the mail. "Found another gun in the post box lads, that's the third one this week..."

The first report was also very keen to say that the weapon was loaded with 13 blank rounds. I can't think of any possible point in providing side arms loaded with blanks, unless of course her job was to start the 100 yard dash.

Stranger and stranger but i bet it would be fun to know the real story.
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Old 18 October 2005, 11:17 PM
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That Captain (if she was....) is well and truly f***ed! ...and rightly so.
Leaders of men, eh? ...........................halfwit.
Old 19 October 2005, 08:54 AM
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Originally Posted by Taff107
That Captain (if she was....) is well and truly f***ed! ...and rightly so.
Leaders of men, eh? ...........................halfwit.
Not a chance in hell.........a few, tears, mention of PMT, or "coming on unexpectedly", and she'll be right. Just you wait and see.

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Old 19 October 2005, 08:25 PM
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i know exactly whats happened there, and im sure a few others on here do as well...lets just say she wont be at chicksands very much longer...!!! assuming its as straightforward as that report suggests that is...?!
Old 20 October 2005, 04:07 PM
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Oopsie

Another one

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/mid/4355424.stm
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What about the other half then Olly, I mean the ones who are genuinely disabled. Should they be excluded from having toilets tailored to their needs because there are scroungers about?

If you were joking then I don't mean to criticise of course.

Les

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