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Old 26 July 2005, 12:07 PM
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So who would you invite and why? MUST be living - including the dead makes it far too easy!

Kate Adie - Loads of great stories and seems like a really good laugh!
Brian Blessed - I love that mans passion for life!
Dalai Lama - A really interesting man with a great sense of humour. Should be good for prompting great philosophical discussions.
Stephen Fry - Jolly intelligent and makes me laugh

Of course, what to cook would be the next challenge!

Old 26 July 2005, 12:18 PM
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Dunno, but I really fancy some poached eggs on toast, I'm off to make some..
Old 26 July 2005, 12:18 PM
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The Beckhams-every dinner party needs some moronic trash for everyone else to laugh at

Kim il Jong II-to sing the 'wronwry' song

**** Star Sylvia Saint- DP or after dinner mint?

Brian Sewell-toffee nosed **** with delusions of grandeur, as a floorshow Mike Tyson will bite his head off before the main course is served

Mike Tyson-hopefully he'll go apesh1t and start headbutting the walls
Old 26 July 2005, 12:19 PM
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Who - The playboy centrefolds for the last 5 years
Why - like you need to ask
Old 26 July 2005, 12:25 PM
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Paul Whitehouse - A comedy genuis.
Kathy Burke - Also comedy genius so I guess these two combined would guarantee a laugh.
Martin Brundle - Because I could sit and listen to his tales of F1 and motorsport for ever - also a comedy god in the commentary box
Murray Walker - See Martin Brundle
All of The Red Arrows - I have a thing about pilots, epecially those in red but I'd have them there primarily because they've all flown some very interesting aircraft and must have some very interesting tales

I'd need a big table
Old 26 July 2005, 12:29 PM
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Good choices SC! And what about Prof Sid Watkins - F1 Medical guy - his books are brilliant!

Old 26 July 2005, 12:31 PM
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You'll not be looking for conversation then OllyK.

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Ah yes, how could I forget Sid? You're right about his books btw, an excellent read.
Old 26 July 2005, 12:53 PM
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All of the big brother house !

Then i would feed them leftovers from 3 weeks ago's chinese

*******

Well apart from Orlaith, she would get her tea
Old 26 July 2005, 12:59 PM
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Neil Armstrong - For his moon tales
Sir Ranulph Fiennes - Polar adventurer, former SAS officer - need I say more?
Rowan Atkinson - Comedy genius and total car nut
Jeremy Clarkson - Pretty sure he'd be entertaining
Tony Blair - See how he deals with JC
Keira Knightley - For eye candy value alone
Jay Leno - Very entertaining car nut who would hopefully give for the inside scoop on the stars
Arnold Schwarchennegger - Very entertaining guy who will hopefull be prepared to accidently twist Tony's head off
Kylie Minogue - poor thing needs cheering up after her breat cancer scare who would hopefully do her "Can't get you out of my head" video performance after dinner
Quentin Tarantino - Another entertaining guy - may even let me be an extra (read victim) in his next gore fest
Sascha Alexander - NCIS actress who I'm sure is entertaining

I'd also have some Hooters girls acting as waitresses.

That'll do for now.
Old 26 July 2005, 01:04 PM
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Jonathan Meades
Paul Merton
Michael Gambon
Amanda Holden
Boris Johnson
Mark Steele
Dave Gilmour
Marcus Brigstocke
Old 26 July 2005, 01:13 PM
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Originally Posted by unclebuck
Jonathan Meades
Paul Merton
Michael Gambon
Amanda Holden
Boris Johnson
Mark Steele
Dave Gilmour
Marcus Brigstocke
Who are the last three?
Old 26 July 2005, 01:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Leslie
You'll not be looking for conversation then OllyK.

Les
Old 26 July 2005, 01:48 PM
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I also forgot Jeremy Clarkson, James May and Richard Hammond!
Old 26 July 2005, 02:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Jerome
Who are the last three?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Gilmour

http://www.open2.net/marksteel/profile.htm

http://www.marcusbrigstocke.com/biog.asp

Old 26 July 2005, 02:44 PM
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Jerome,
I think DG is park of some little brit band called Pink Floyd, I might be wrong though.

My choices?

Buzz Aldrin
Steve Jobs
Lance Armstrong
James Earl Jones
Will Smith
Paul Teutul Sr and Paul Teutul Jr
Colm Meany
William Gibson
Iain (M) Banks
Old 26 July 2005, 02:55 PM
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On a more sensible note, I'll add a few that heaven't had a mention yet...

James Randi - great entertainer and sceptic
Penn & Teller - similar reasons
Adam Savage & Jamie Hyneman - the big bang factor
Old 26 July 2005, 03:00 PM
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Originally Posted by OllyK
On a more sensible note, I'll add a few that heaven't had a mention yet...

James Randi - great entertainer and sceptic
Penn & Teller - similar reasons
Adam Savage & Jamie Hyneman - the big bang factor
You would be lucky if you survived that one with your sanity intact.

Old 26 July 2005, 03:17 PM
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Ian Paisley
Nick Griffin
Martin McGuiness
Audley Harrison
Makosi
Maggie Thatcher
Prince Phillip

and have a game of truth or dare .
Old 26 July 2005, 03:25 PM
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Thanks for enlightening me (I couldn't be ar5ed to google them ).

I make no excuses for the Floyd bloke, but the other 2 I should know - I've seen both their shows. Damn my poor memory for names!
Old 26 July 2005, 04:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Markus
Jerome,
I think DG is park of some little brit band called Pink Floyd, I might be wrong though.

My choices?

Buzz Aldrin
Steve Jobs
Lance Armstrong
James Earl Jones
Will Smith
Paul Teutul Sr and Paul Teutul Jr
Colm Meany
William Gibson
Iain (M) Banks
Are you gay Markus?
Old 26 July 2005, 05:00 PM
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Originally Posted by King RA
Are you gay Markus?
Just realises that ALL women talk complete bollox at dinner parties
Old 26 July 2005, 05:12 PM
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Fern Britton
James Bolam
Jeremy Clarkson
Margaret Thatcher
Richard Obrien
James Earl Jones
Ken Follett
Richard Littlejohn
Tyra Banks
Heather Small
Old 26 July 2005, 06:21 PM
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Dave Grohl
Jack Black
Michael Moore
Gordon Strachan
Ricky Gervais
Pamela Anderson
Courtney Love
William Hague
Old 26 July 2005, 06:55 PM
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michael jackson
lisa rodgers
bono
john lydon
charlotte church
oh and gazza and chris evans
Old 26 July 2005, 07:49 PM
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Originally Posted by wakeboardar
michael jackson
lisa rodgers
bono
john lydon
charlotte church
oh and gazza and chris evans
evans... nows theres a strange one.....

comes accross as an absolute ****ber in his shows but when inteviewed straight.. comes accross as an ok person...

so why act like a *****

m??
Old 26 July 2005, 08:37 PM
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Would have to invite George "dubbya" Bush (unfortunately Tony would have to come as I am not sure he could survive that long without George's c*ck in his mouth!) and I would serve nothing but pretzels and make him ride a segway!

That would be one funny night!
Old 26 July 2005, 08:56 PM
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Al Pacino
Charlotte Church
Peter Kaye
Paul Teutul Sr & Paul Teutul Jnr (Orange County Choppers)
Kathy Burke
Ray Winstone
Julie Walters
Old 26 July 2005, 09:06 PM
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Robert De Niro
Paul Heaton
Jonny Vegas
Eric Cantona
Boyd Coddington
Chris Cunningham
Jeremy Paxman
Kelly Brook[not for the conversation!!]
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