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3 plant pots full of panseys from my carwash
the ****en shady *******s
*sneaked* in around the cameras and took the ones hidden from the cameras view
wtf
there about 2foot by 0.5foot each
must have chucked em in the back of a car or sumthing around the corner
theres 6 other large round plantpots that, TBH are much better for nicking, the flowers are class but there in the line of the camera so they have been left alone
i could not belive it when i noticed today
nicking plants you could not make it up
just means we have to bring in all the fackin plants every night when we lock up
must be tony blairs fault??
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It is Blair's fault. Cheating, lying, stealing are all fine in Blair's Britain.
Footballers wives swanning about in X5s 'bought' on credit with no money left for plants - hey, just pinch somebody else's - what's the problem.
Up the road some insane muslim rants on his soapbox making blood curdling condemnations and spitting bile and judging everybody who crosses his path - but that's OK because we are a politically correct tollerent society and we wouldn't want to offend anyone by telling them to shut the f**k up, would we?
Yep - it's Blair's Britain alright.
Footballers wives swanning about in X5s 'bought' on credit with no money left for plants - hey, just pinch somebody else's - what's the problem.
Up the road some insane muslim rants on his soapbox making blood curdling condemnations and spitting bile and judging everybody who crosses his path - but that's OK because we are a politically correct tollerent society and we wouldn't want to offend anyone by telling them to shut the f**k up, would we?
Yep - it's Blair's Britain alright.
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Originally Posted by AndyP2005
No such plant as panseys, so your either talking crap or your an illiterate moron, I'll let you choose you ferkin wee pansy
you're*
who were you saying was illiterate?
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Thas mee, alway had a problem with the you're or your fooka, spesh when I'm monged
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Lol its happened to us too. My ma had one knicked about 5 am (big conifer) but the milk man saw it and gave chase on his float Seriously.
So we them put razor wire under the lips. Suffice to say we heard a scream and some one legging off and blood on the conifer. Never came back and this was the posh part of Chester, not some dump.
So we them put razor wire under the lips. Suffice to say we heard a scream and some one legging off and blood on the conifer. Never came back and this was the posh part of Chester, not some dump.
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Originally Posted by Stueyb
Lol its happened to us too. My ma had one knicked about 5 am (big conifer) but the milk man saw it and gave chase on his float Seriously.
So we them put razor wire under the lips. Suffice to say we heard a scream and some one legging off and blood on the conifer. Never came back and this was the posh part of Chester, not some dump.
So we them put razor wire under the lips. Suffice to say we heard a scream and some one legging off and blood on the conifer. Never came back and this was the posh part of Chester, not some dump.
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I have them, I want 12 free carwashes or you will never see them again dont get the feds invloved or horti`es get it.
If i dont get the money in 3 days you will be getting a chopped off petal in the post sap an all.
If i dont get the money in 3 days you will be getting a chopped off petal in the post sap an all.
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i did not even buy the plants, i bought the pots, the regional manager bought the plants as long as i promised to look after them
but i still watered the ******* twice a week, i like the idea of the razor wire stuff
i have a plan for when i replace them
im more pissed off with the fact that sum ****** DARED to steal from me, mates said it was probably sum old man who could not afford his own
i will hunt him down and pour "descaler" all over his garden
but i still watered the ******* twice a week, i like the idea of the razor wire stuff
i have a plan for when i replace them
im more pissed off with the fact that sum ****** DARED to steal from me, mates said it was probably sum old man who could not afford his own
i will hunt him down and pour "descaler" all over his garden
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Originally Posted by shaunywrx
And now you're probably be sued by some scumbag, who you've maimed for life, by employing a scumbag no win no fee solicitor, who'll no doubtedly win million's of pound's in damage's, for personal injury and loss of earning's (can't sign on with no finger's), and you and your Ma will spend the rest of your life in prison.
and i do have a disclaimer on the wall
although at this moment its not worded for plats.....
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Originally Posted by AndyP2005
No such plant as panseys, so your either talking crap or your an illiterate moron, I'll let you choose you ferkin wee pansy
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Originally Posted by StickyMicky
mates said it was probably sum old man who could not afford his own
i will hunt him down and pour "descaler" all over his garden
i will hunt him down and pour "descaler" all over his garden
Much more likely is the SUV driving scums who need to add some colour to the over priced brown field Barret box they have spent all their incomes to mortgage.
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Originally Posted by unclebuck
Much more likely is the SUV driving scums who need to add some colour to the over priced brown field Barret box they have spent all their incomes to mortgage.
Got the keys to the ****** today
Anything to say about it ????
Smart@rse
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Originally Posted by sti-04!!
Nope
H'actually it was greenbelt for a long time
I no's me area
This is scenic Scotland we are talking about here
Not fcuked up engerland
H'actually it was greenbelt for a long time
I no's me area
This is scenic Scotland we are talking about here
Not fcuked up engerland
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Originally Posted by sti-04!!
I have got a BARRETT box
Got the keys to the ****** today
Anything to say about it ????
Smart@rse
Got the keys to the ****** today
Anything to say about it ????
Smart@rse
Do you want to buy some cheap pot plant's for your front garden?
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Originally Posted by StickyMicky
3 plant pots full of panseys from my carwash
the ****en shady *******s
*sneaked* in around the cameras and took the ones hidden from the cameras view
wtf
there about 2foot by 0.5foot each
must have chucked em in the back of a car or sumthing around the corner
theres 6 other large round plantpots that, TBH are much better for nicking, the flowers are class but there in the line of the camera so they have been left alone
i could not belive it when i noticed today
nicking plants you could not make it up
just means we have to bring in all the fackin plants every night when we lock up
must be tony blairs fault??
Oh sweet jesus, you didnt did you? There's no hope
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no trackers, if there found i dont want them back
not after sum council estate scum has ragged them all over his front garden.......b
not after sum council estate scum has ragged them all over his front garden.......b