Nich B

I lie, but it should be.

GC8

Its more likely to be a small European lap dog; a bit like Tony: a Dachshund perhaps?

Did anyone notice that his position changed from 'definately not giving up our rebate on EEC contributions under any circumstances' to: 'we'll give in to you when spending policy is reviewed' in under a week? The man is completely spineless Im sure; we already pay more than France and Germany combined (4x as much before the rebate); the f*ckers only ever allowed us in to bleed us dry ffs.....

vindaloo

Can't be a Nelson. I keep thinking of the Simpson's character "Nelson the bully".

Could be a poodle called Chirac though

GC8

Nelson the Bulldog would be an excellent mascot; but I'll eat my Arai if we dont end up with some aimless watered down politically corrrect bull****.

Simon

davegtt

I own a Bulldog and his name is Nelson.... Has he applied for something I know nowt about?

TheBigMan

What about a Staffordshire Terrier mauling something whilst the owner stands proudly stating "He's 'ard fooocker that dog, ent ya boy". <owner gets dog in headlock and wrestles with it>

vindaloo

ROFLMAO

Luan Pra bang

Bulldog with ripped up remains of a French or european flag in its mouth gets my vote.