Men are W@NKERS!
28 May 2005, 10:01 AM
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Men are W@NKERS!
Never thought I'd say this on here but its true....
MEN ARE W@NKERS
And yes I am a man, so that makes me a w@nker too!
After a few beers one night, me & a few mates got onto the subject of male masturbation, and everyone agreed that it was good thing and we all do it
Ladies, girls, wives and girlfriends I'm sorry to tell you but ALL men are w@nkers. It doesn't matter that the night before you gave us the most amazing sex ever, and seeing you perform a strip tease with your gorgeous blonde best friend and then eating her furburger was simply fantastic, but the next day don't come barging into the bathroom and be shocked to find us tugging the turtle. After all, its YOU that has just given us enough mental images to last for years of pulling on percy so get used to it.
It is NOT dirty / disgusting / horrible / embarrassing nor does it mean that we are betraying you, being unfaithfull or that we don't love you.
If anything it means we love you more and wouldn't dream of being unfaithfull as we get our extra "pleasure" without the need to have an affiar.
Be glad that we are w@nkers and feel free to join in, you might even enjoy it!
It doesn't matter if they are 15 or 50, single or married, all men will at some point want to take matters into their own hands.
And if your fella can't last more than 5 mins in the sack, tell him to go take a w@nk before you have sex in future and he stands more chance of going the full distance with you next time.
And I also know a lot of you ladies also know the benefits of "self awareness" too. Don't be ashamed or embarrassed, feel free to do it in front of us. We know that sometimes a quicky without a man to get in the way is good, we understand, so if you'd rather we weren't in the same room, just leave the camcorder pointing in your direction and we'll delete after you've gone round to your mothers!
Bob - Happily married with a fantastic sex life but still a w@nker, and yes the wife knows
MEN ARE W@NKERS
And yes I am a man, so that makes me a w@nker too!
After a few beers one night, me & a few mates got onto the subject of male masturbation, and everyone agreed that it was good thing and we all do it
Ladies, girls, wives and girlfriends I'm sorry to tell you but ALL men are w@nkers. It doesn't matter that the night before you gave us the most amazing sex ever, and seeing you perform a strip tease with your gorgeous blonde best friend and then eating her furburger was simply fantastic, but the next day don't come barging into the bathroom and be shocked to find us tugging the turtle. After all, its YOU that has just given us enough mental images to last for years of pulling on percy so get used to it.
It is NOT dirty / disgusting / horrible / embarrassing nor does it mean that we are betraying you, being unfaithfull or that we don't love you.
If anything it means we love you more and wouldn't dream of being unfaithfull as we get our extra "pleasure" without the need to have an affiar.
Be glad that we are w@nkers and feel free to join in, you might even enjoy it!
It doesn't matter if they are 15 or 50, single or married, all men will at some point want to take matters into their own hands.
And if your fella can't last more than 5 mins in the sack, tell him to go take a w@nk before you have sex in future and he stands more chance of going the full distance with you next time.
And I also know a lot of you ladies also know the benefits of "self awareness" too. Don't be ashamed or embarrassed, feel free to do it in front of us. We know that sometimes a quicky without a man to get in the way is good, we understand, so if you'd rather we weren't in the same room, just leave the camcorder pointing in your direction and we'll delete after you've gone round to your mothers!
Bob - Happily married with a fantastic sex life but still a w@nker, and yes the wife knows
28 May 2005, 10:14 AM
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Originally Posted by kingofturds
took you that long to figure this out
So if this post helps just one guy convince his woman that its perfectly normal, then its been worth it
I'm lucky I've got a fantastic wife so I don't have any problems, but the same can't be said abot my first wife!
Bob
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28 May 2005, 11:12 AM
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Originally Posted by 4X4BOB
Surely I must be the biggest ****** here 'cos I have the biggest *****!
28 May 2005, 12:06 PM
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I went to the doctor for a medical, and after doing a few tests he asked me: "Do you **********?".
I said, "Errr ..... yes, sometimes ..."
He said:
wait for it .....
"Great isn't it?"
I said, "Errr ..... yes, sometimes ..."
He said:
wait for it .....
"Great isn't it?"
28 May 2005, 12:09 PM
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Originally Posted by brickboy
I went to the doctor for a medical, and after doing a few tests he asked me: "Do you **********?".
I said, "Errr ..... yes, sometimes ..."
He said:
wait for it .....
"Great isn't it?"
I said, "Errr ..... yes, sometimes ..."
He said:
wait for it .....
"Great isn't it?"
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