Cyberevo

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Right,

Would like ot go out with my wife but I'm stuck for ideds,

Cinema - sod all on

Thought about going bowling but my mate fell on my finger at christmas and it's still hurting.

Don't want to go to a smokey pub

Don't want to stay in and have an early night - done that for the last two nights

Had quite a big lunch so don;t want to go out to eat.

Any suggestions.

Johnny E

Leave her at home cleaning and go the lap dancing bar

fitzscoob

find a decent bar, both get smashed, when shes drunk get her to pull another female, all head back to your house, pimms a clock

Cyberevo

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No lap dancing clubs within 30 mile radius and she doesn't drink or go the other way, any other excellent suggestions?

KiwiGTI

Find a ******* site?

Cyberevo

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I thought I was the one who needed to get out more

Apparition

A walk somewhere, is there a river nearby with nice walks? Maybe call in at a country pub for a swift half. I know its windy out there, but wrap up warm and go ......

Johnny E

Find a nice swingers party

fitzscoob

relive your youth, go play knock down ginger.....wait that was my youth.

anywhere near london? loads of places to go there...

Chip

Why not just go out somewhere for a walk.

Chip

Lee247

Anywhere near a beach,?
A nice walk in the sand, cosy drink after. Lovely.
Not near a beach, I agree with Chip, a nice walk anywhere.

Cyberevo

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I may take her for a mad spin in the motor, find a ******* site, get all horned up and head off to a lap dancing club, followed by a swingers party, and if I have time left, I'll head down the coast for a walk on the beach and a swift half.

Thanks all.... Evening sorted

Johnny E

Your just being stupid now we are only trying to help

Apparition

So ????? Where DID you go ?????