16vmarc

We went out for a guys leaving do at 2pm then 6ish 4 of us went into town. We ended up in the middle of a hen night and were made to partake in the brides tasks for the night! I was made to lay on the floor with a balloon on my crotch whilst the bride straddled me till it burst I got a "Good Boy" sticker for my troubles though!

The other lads later made there excuses then left so i went for a 13" Spicy Chicken pizza! I had half of that then text my mates to see where they were and carried on drinking with them! Couple more drinks then i briskly made my way to the toilet to be sick!

Then we went for a curry! I had poppadoms and pickle tray, a chicken karari with pillaw rice and a peshwari naan, and 2 pints of coke!

And this morning i felt fine! What a night!

CrisPDuk

Wait till tomorrow, you're probably still too p!ssed to be hungover

I've often wondered what would happen to the members of a stag party if they got up to half the stuff that hen parties get up to. There would be one or two sexual assault charges as a minimum

Clarebabes

Blimey, I went out for 3 hours, had 4 glasses of wine and 2 bottles of Smirnoff Ice and am completely fcuked even now! I am crap at drinking and should have learnt my lesson from the last 50 times I learnt I cannot drink.

What's wrong with me?

J4CKO

iTrader: (1)

Went out at 11am yesterday with my mate,went through a selection of skanky pubs in Manchester, got home at seven feeling rank, train was delayed, no bog so I was sat there bursting from every orifice, just managed to get off the train and leg it into the leisure centre for a sit down !

Now have that shaky and slightly paranoid feeling from too much beer.

Spent most of afternoon talking to an amateur gangster in this ropey pub, telling me about his Rollers, Bentleys and Mercs, so I asked what he has now, oh a Vauxhall Frontera, best 'car eees ever ad'. Often wondered who the daytime drinkers were, i.e. not the office lunchtime but the 11am start all day merchants, quite illuminating really.

16vmarc

I spent around £80 all in yesterday and i didnt get in till 0:30!!!

corradoboy

I stayed up ALL night and earnt a shedload of cash in the process, don't you just love weekend night shifts

super_si

weve found a place that serves beer till 4/5am

DarkStar66

Ah, the secret must be the two pints of coke!!!

Your head might be OK, but have you had a dump yet? Burnin' burnin', burnin ring of fire!

pslewis

Well, I had a nice cup of Ovaltine ........... up at 6am and had an open top drive in the country

I could have got rat-arsed but what the hell ...... had to suffer a dawn drive

Pete

16vmarc

Me and the toilet have had words today yes

DarkStar66