Fuchsrohre

apologies if its a SIAL...

>>Subject: Rules Of Manhood.
>>
>>
>>Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.
>>
>>It is ok for a man to cry under the following circumstances:
>>a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master.
>>b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse.
>>c) After wrecking your boss' car.
>>d) One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into "The Crying Game".
>>e) When she is using her teeth
>>
>>Any Man who brings a camera to a stag night may be legally killed and
>>eaten
>>by his mates.
>>
>>Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of
>>jail within 12 hours.
>>
>>If you've known a bloke for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits
>>forever, unless you actually marry her.
>>
>>Moaning about the brand of free beer in a mate's fridge is forbidden.
>>
>>Complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable.
>>
>>No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man.
>>In
>>fact, even remembering your mate's birthday is strictly optional.
>>
>>On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the
>>weakest.
>>
>>
>>When stumbling upon other blokes watching a sporting event, you may ask
>>the
>>score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing.
>>
>>You may flatulate in front of a woman only after you have brought her to
>>climax. If you trap her head under the covers for the purpose of flatulent
>>entertainment, she's officially your girlfriend.
>>
>>
>>It is permissible to quaff a fruity alcopop drink only when you're sunning
>>on a tropical beach... and it's delivered by a topless supermodel...and
>>it's
>>free.
>>
>>Only in situations of Moral and/or physical peril are you allowed to kick
>>another bloke in the nuts.
>>
>>Unless you're in prison, never fight naked.
>>
>>Friends don't let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed.
>>
>>If a man's fly is down, that's his problem, you didn't see anything.
>>
>>Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until
>>they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to drink as much as
>>the other sports watchers.
>>
>>A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain
>>sober
>>enough to fight.
>>
>>Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but
>>not both - that's just mean.
>>
>>Never join your girlfriend or wife in discussing a Mate of yours, except
>>if
>>she's withholding sex pending your response.
>>
>>Phrases that may not be uttered to another man while lifting weights:
>>a. Yeah, Baby, Push it!
>>b. C'mon, give me one more! Harder!
>>c. Another set and we can hit the showers!
>>
>>Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you are on equal footing: Both
>>urinating, both waiting in line, etc. For all other situations, an almost
>>imperceptible nod is all the conversation you need.
>>
>>Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on longer than you
>>are able to have sex with her. Keep a stopwatch by the phone. Hang up if
>>necessary.
>>
>>The morning after you and a girl who was formerly "just a friend" have
>>carnal drunken sex, the fact that you're feeling weird and guilty is no
>>reason not to nail her again before the discussion about what a big
>>mistake
>>it was.
>>
>>It is acceptable for you to drive her car. It is not acceptable for her to
>>drive yours.
>>
>>Thou shalt not buy a car in the colours of brown, pink, lime green,orange
>>or
>>sky blue.
>>
>>The girl who replies to the question "What do you want for Christmas?"
>>with
>>"If you loved me, you'd know what I want!" gets a Playstation 2.
>>

GC8

ScoobyNet BoC Alex?

Ubik

Gets my vote.

lightning101

I thought the rules of manhood were, if its smaller than 12 inches you cant use it as a rule.

FrenchBoy

I thought it was pretty funny.