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I don't care if its an old one - I think its funny!
WIFE: What would you do if I died? Would you get married?
HUSBAND: Definitely not!
WIFE: Why not - don't you like being married?
HUSBAND: Of course I do.
WIFE: Then why wouldn't you re-marry?
HUSBAND: Okay, I'd get married again.
WIFE: You would? (with a hurtful look on her face).
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).
WIFE: Would you live in our house?
HUSBAND: Sure, it's a great house.
WIFE: Would you sleep with her in our bed?
HUSBAND: Where else would we sleep?
WIFE: Would you let her drive my car?
HUSBAND: Probably, it is almost new.
WIFE: Would you replace my pictures with hers?
HUSBAND: That would seem like the proper thing to do.
WIFE: Would she use my golf clubs?
HUSBAND: No, she's left-handed.
WIFE: - - - silence - -
HUSBAND: ****!!
Pete
HUSBAND: Definitely not!
WIFE: Why not - don't you like being married?
HUSBAND: Of course I do.
WIFE: Then why wouldn't you re-marry?
HUSBAND: Okay, I'd get married again.
WIFE: You would? (with a hurtful look on her face).
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).
WIFE: Would you live in our house?
HUSBAND: Sure, it's a great house.
WIFE: Would you sleep with her in our bed?
HUSBAND: Where else would we sleep?
WIFE: Would you let her drive my car?
HUSBAND: Probably, it is almost new.
WIFE: Would you replace my pictures with hers?
HUSBAND: That would seem like the proper thing to do.
WIFE: Would she use my golf clubs?
HUSBAND: No, she's left-handed.
WIFE: - - - silence - -
HUSBAND: ****!!
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husband runs in house........
Pack your bags darling, we have won the lottery!!!
what should I pack? - something for hot, or something for cold?
I dont care! - just pack them and fcukoff
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Originally Posted by Chip Sengravy
husband runs in house........
Pack your bags darling, we have won the lottery!!!
what should I pack? - something for hot, or something for cold?
I dont care! - just pack them and fcukoff
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Originally Posted by Chip Sengravy
husband runs in house........
Pack your bags darling, we have won the lottery!!!
what should I pack? - something for hot, or something for cold?
I dont care! - just pack them and fcukoff
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