I don't care if its an old one - I think its funny!
 

WIFE: What would you do if I died? Would you get married?

HUSBAND: Definitely not!

WIFE: Why not - don't you like being married?

HUSBAND: Of course I do.

WIFE: Then why wouldn't you re-marry?

HUSBAND: Okay, I'd get married again.

WIFE: You would? (with a hurtful look on her face).

HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).

WIFE: Would you live in our house?

HUSBAND: Sure, it's a great house.

WIFE: Would you sleep with her in our bed?

HUSBAND: Where else would we sleep?

WIFE: Would you let her drive my car?

HUSBAND: Probably, it is almost new.

WIFE: Would you replace my pictures with hers?

HUSBAND: That would seem like the proper thing to do.

WIFE: Would she use my golf clubs?

HUSBAND: No, she's left-handed.

WIFE: - - - silence - -

HUSBAND: ****!!

Pete :D

:D


husband runs in house........

Pack your bags darling, we have won the lottery!!!

what should I pack? - something for hot, or something for cold?

I dont care! - just pack them and fcukoff :D

Quality
:D

Love it :D :D

:D

Husband: Get your coat on love.
Wife: Why, are we going out?
Husband: No, I am, and I'm turning the heating off.

Makes me laugh anyway!