F**KING DOORSTEPPING GOD SQUADDIES
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F**KING DOORSTEPPING GOD SQUADDIES
Jehovah's Witnesses, Christian Scientists, and the rest of you fundamentalist nutters. Why will you not take no for an answer When I say I'm not interested, I do mean F**K OFF!
What do I need to do? paint an inverted pentangle on my door
What do I need to do? paint an inverted pentangle on my door
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I have a camera above the front door, so if they look dodgy ie jehovos I dont bother answering the door, Saves loads of effort arguing with them
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Originally Posted by rsarjantson
I have a camera above the front door, so if they look dodgy ie jehovos I dont bother answering the door, Saves loads of effort arguing with them
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Then you come on here and get it from the Muslims
PG......'the Muslims' rarely if ever try to propogate the religion on here, usually they post to simply address matters that others have raised on here. Besides which its hardly analogous to knocking on your door, you do have a CHOICE on scoobynet, should you wish not to read the posts.
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I dont answer the door unless Im expecting someone - most of my mates know to call me on the mobile before they knock...
It pisses the window cleaner and milkman off sometimes though when they come to collect their cash - Normally pay them for four weeks at a time, but in my two years living here its only my brother (and housemate) who's had valuable minutes of his life wasted by talking to brother *** and brother cheese from the jesus later christ day saints church folk!!!!
Chuffin nutters!
It pisses the window cleaner and milkman off sometimes though when they come to collect their cash - Normally pay them for four weeks at a time, but in my two years living here its only my brother (and housemate) who's had valuable minutes of his life wasted by talking to brother *** and brother cheese from the jesus later christ day saints church folk!!!!
Chuffin nutters!
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Originally Posted by turboman786
PG......'the Muslims' rarely if ever try to propogate the religion on here, usually they post to simply address matters that others have raised on here. Besides which its hardly analogous to knocking on your door, you do have a CHOICE on scoobynet, should you wish not to read the posts.
Now that we are on the subject I will no longer read this thread
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Ex girlfriends father got sick of them too.. so when they next knocked on the door he opened it just wearing a towel. As they talk to them he lets the towel drop further and further until he is showing his orange pubes.... They run for cover. Never seen them since...
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Originally Posted by scoobydood
Ex girlfriends father got sick of them too.. so when they next knocked on the door he opened it just wearing a towel. As they talk to them he lets the towel drop further and further until he is showing his orange pubes.... They run for cover. Never seen them since...
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I introduce them to my friend.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6.../ossiesnow.jpg
They usually leave pretty sharpish. Especially when I kid on I can't hold him much longer. Ever seen a Jehovah hurdle a 5ft gate
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6.../ossiesnow.jpg
They usually leave pretty sharpish. Especially when I kid on I can't hold him much longer. Ever seen a Jehovah hurdle a 5ft gate
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My cousin is the only person I know of who actually enjoys Jehovah witnesses knocking on his door.
He always has one of those lucky man hats next to the door.
When they nock on he opens shouting "do you have no respect for my religion interrupting me during my prayer time".
He then tells them to kneel down in middle of garden and beg to Allah for forgiveness.
He always has one of those lucky man hats next to the door.
When they nock on he opens shouting "do you have no respect for my religion interrupting me during my prayer time".
He then tells them to kneel down in middle of garden and beg to Allah for forgiveness.
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I love bible bashers calling to the door, but then I am the sort of saddo that converts America Life telesales people to normality when they try and sell me something. Score so far is FB 6, America Life -2, Jehovas -1, three fruits in suits on the train to Dublin once -3
I find that a well structured argument works, and if it doesn't, kidnap them and torture them until the renounce religion
I find that a well structured argument works, and if it doesn't, kidnap them and torture them until the renounce religion
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What you need to remember is your next door neighbour may be more vulnerable than you are. If you drive them away in short order (eg f**k right off, or some of the more extreme forms above!!!) they will go next door and may finally manage to convert someone to their nasty, exploitative, fundamentalist, god-squad habits.
So as a confirmed atheist (ie person with more than half a brain cell) it is your DUTY to your local area, your neighbours and indeed to society as a whole, to invite them in, engage them in conversation, pretend to be interested, pretend to be on the verge of conversion or whatever it takes to keep them in your house for as long as humanly possible.
Theoretically.
I just don't answer the door......
So as a confirmed atheist (ie person with more than half a brain cell) it is your DUTY to your local area, your neighbours and indeed to society as a whole, to invite them in, engage them in conversation, pretend to be interested, pretend to be on the verge of conversion or whatever it takes to keep them in your house for as long as humanly possible.
Theoretically.
I just don't answer the door......
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Had this years ago, guy knocked started blah blah blah, sorry not intrested I go to shut the door and he put his foot in it, I said listen mate you have 10 secs to get your foot out of my door otherwise the dog gets you, Well you should have seen him run with Max on his ar$e, brifcase went one way he went the other with Max in toe, and my neighbour stood there nearly wetting himself laughing........RIP Max
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I used to do this as a part time job, had loads of fun, got paid really well !
I just dont understand why people just cant give you a few minutes of your time, after all time is free
I just dont understand why people just cant give you a few minutes of your time, after all time is free