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Old 11 March 2005, 10:30 AM
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Sti-04, i'd kick your cutn in, you wee fat bas-tard, preaching to me on my doorstep. You better have your MGB's (moses getaway boots) primed for running. Who the hell do think you are you ******, i've already lost one kid to a cult and another to the local carnival, you'll be cold and dead in your grave before you hear any prayer from my lips. ********
Old 11 March 2005, 10:36 AM
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LOL, lightning, sounds like your kids made the right choice
Old 11 March 2005, 10:42 AM
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I love the JW's. I was in college with 2, 2 mind you Jova's and one was a rabid fanatic, foamed at the mouth if you said blood transfusion.
As a result of the said interaction and winding the dozy ****** up for 2 years, I gained a good knowledge of there tripe. So I like a good debate with them. Funnily enough when I was in the Army we never had any callers in barracks or marrieds, cant for the life of me understand why

Anyway if you want to **** them up ask them to explain the following:

1) Why is it that heaven can only hold so many of you then ?. Surely the quota is used up now and you will be left with your **** hanging in the wind

2) This idol with the head of gold and the feet of clay, why is that America ?.

And watch them bluff and caffuffle

Then ask his wife does she like ****, that usually draws a line under it
Old 11 March 2005, 11:05 AM
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L101 - I am going to hunt you down & preach to you on your door, for free
Old 11 March 2005, 11:10 AM
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a while ago when we used to go raving, i announced the start of a new religion that i would preach called junglism. mainly for those who like drum n bass
Old 11 March 2005, 11:12 AM
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Originally Posted by lightning101
Sti-04, i'd kick your cutn in, you wee fat bas-tard, preaching to me on my doorstep. You better have your MGB's (moses getaway boots) primed for running. Who the hell do think you are you ******, i've already lost one kid to a cult and another to the local carnival, you'll be cold and dead in your grave before you hear any prayer from my lips. ********


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Old 11 March 2005, 11:24 AM
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Old 11 March 2005, 11:33 AM
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Originally Posted by paul-s
a while ago when we used to go raving, i announced the start of a new religion that i would preach called junglism. mainly for those who like drum n bass
..and I suppose some kind of sybolism would also have a mans head covered in gold

and some guy called Gerald no doubt
Old 11 March 2005, 11:49 AM
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wire the front door up to the mains..................
Old 11 March 2005, 01:46 PM
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We have a couple come round from time to time and we invite them in. They are very pleasant and we have conversations about anything other than religion. They never outstay their welcome and never try to force us to hear anything we don't wish to. They know we do not follow their religion.

They are just a couple of normal blokes and we find that politeness goes a long way.

Les
Old 11 March 2005, 01:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Leslie
We have a couple come round from time to time and we invite them in. They are very pleasant and we have conversations about anything other than religion. They never outstay their welcome and never try to force us to hear anything we don't wish to. They know we do not follow their religion.

They are just a couple of normal blokes and we find that politeness goes a long way.

Les
I bet you said that with a straight face as well
Old 11 March 2005, 01:49 PM
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Originally Posted by Leslie
We have a couple come round from time to time and we invite them in. They are very pleasant and we have conversations about anything other than religion. They never outstay their welcome and never try to force us to hear anything we don't wish to. They know we do not follow their religion.
Great, so what's the point of them coming round?
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