Pain in the 4ss kids
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Pain in the 4ss kids
OK so my conservatory backs onto a cul-de-sac & one of the houses there has a couple of kids who think its great fun to throw things (sweets, bits of cake etc) onto my conservatory. While not doing any damage, its a pain in the ***.
Been round there & spoken to the parents who seem not very bothered, & If I confront the kids I just know I will end up twatting one of them round the head & end up in trouble.
We are moving in a few weeks anyway, so not a real problem, but I was wondering if anyone had any ideas for a little "come-back" from me ?
The dad is a painter & decorator so I thought maybe get hom out to a bogus job 30 miles away, or maybe have 2 tonnes of sand delivered on their drive....something like that.......childish I know but what the hell.......any ideas ??
Been round there & spoken to the parents who seem not very bothered, & If I confront the kids I just know I will end up twatting one of them round the head & end up in trouble.
We are moving in a few weeks anyway, so not a real problem, but I was wondering if anyone had any ideas for a little "come-back" from me ?
The dad is a painter & decorator so I thought maybe get hom out to a bogus job 30 miles away, or maybe have 2 tonnes of sand delivered on their drive....something like that.......childish I know but what the hell.......any ideas ??
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LOL great ideas, like them all - but a few a little OTT I think !
The Pizza one is good, just after something to wind them up a bit.
The dad parks his car just behind our side fence sometimes so I have easy access to it......banana up the tailpipe ?
The Pizza one is good, just after something to wind them up a bit.
The dad parks his car just behind our side fence sometimes so I have easy access to it......banana up the tailpipe ?
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How about few raw bits of meat at the end of their garden?
The rats, cats, etc, will start to appear (probably after you move)!!
And with barbeque season around the corner, they won't be able to venture to the garden without wondering what the smell is!!!
The rats, cats, etc, will start to appear (probably after you move)!!
And with barbeque season around the corner, they won't be able to venture to the garden without wondering what the smell is!!!
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On your last day tell the kids how much you've enjoyed living next to them and give them both a couple of wraps of crack. Should be enough to get them addicted and you can be happy in the knowledge that you've accelerated their progress down the slippery chav slope.
Or you could decide to let it go, concentrate on moving house and hope your new neighbours don't wind you up quite so much.
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R
Or you could decide to let it go, concentrate on moving house and hope your new neighbours don't wind you up quite so much.
;-)
R
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LOL I used to work at a car garage.
We used to get a bag full of the little paper circles from a hole punch & drop them into the inside vents on the bosses demonstrator, then turn the blowers on full without the keys in the ignition.
Boss would get in, turn the key & whoooosh ......... its snowing !
Stuff would come out for weeks afterwards......boy did he get mad !
We used to get a bag full of the little paper circles from a hole punch & drop them into the inside vents on the bosses demonstrator, then turn the blowers on full without the keys in the ignition.
Boss would get in, turn the key & whoooosh ......... its snowing !
Stuff would come out for weeks afterwards......boy did he get mad !
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Scoobynetter's are such caring people.
And i thought you lot were such nice people.
Oh alright then, break their skinny little leg's with a sledge hammer, that'll slow em down a bit!
Oh alright then, break their skinny little leg's with a sledge hammer, that'll slow em down a bit!
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Do nothing until 6 months after you've moved, then all of the above time 10.
Get a big pack of sodium chlorate weedkiller crystals (looks and pours like salt) and draw a gigantic pen1s on their front lawn - along with the words "Paedo Scum" in 3ft high letters if there's space. They'll have to re-turf to get rid of it.
Several packs of mince and a pint of maggots through the letter box might be quite amusing too.
Get a big pack of sodium chlorate weedkiller crystals (looks and pours like salt) and draw a gigantic pen1s on their front lawn - along with the words "Paedo Scum" in 3ft high letters if there's space. They'll have to re-turf to get rid of it.
Several packs of mince and a pint of maggots through the letter box might be quite amusing too.
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also buy a pigs head from a butchers (alternitevely get one yourself off a pig) wait for it to "ripen" then send it to their house with a few maggots thrown in for comedy effect complete with note saying "you will be next if you dont keep your thievin little scumbag offspring under control sucker"
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for this i would apply for such things as pinnis extensoins, enlargements, information on how to get an erection, and things alike, do this every week, and send to there address, and similer for the mum, but leave the kids alone as the patents should be held responsable, this will get to them...
Originally Posted by Rumplestiltskin!
OK so my conservatory backs onto a cul-de-sac & one of the houses there has a couple of kids who think its great fun to throw things (sweets, bits of cake etc) onto my conservatory. While not doing any damage, its a pain in the ***.
Been round there & spoken to the parents who seem not very bothered, & If I confront the kids I just know I will end up twatting one of them round the head & end up in trouble.
We are moving in a few weeks anyway, so not a real problem, but I was wondering if anyone had any ideas for a little "come-back" from me ?
The dad is a painter & decorator so I thought maybe get hom out to a bogus job 30 miles away, or maybe have 2 tonnes of sand delivered on their drive....something like that.......childish I know but what the hell.......any ideas ??
Been round there & spoken to the parents who seem not very bothered, & If I confront the kids I just know I will end up twatting one of them round the head & end up in trouble.
We are moving in a few weeks anyway, so not a real problem, but I was wondering if anyone had any ideas for a little "come-back" from me ?
The dad is a painter & decorator so I thought maybe get hom out to a bogus job 30 miles away, or maybe have 2 tonnes of sand delivered on their drive....something like that.......childish I know but what the hell.......any ideas ??
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Also if your minted send flowers to the kids mum every monday, you must send them to her + a little message, what with all the leaflets, then flowers, a storm will brew..............
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oh there would be ,imagine the aguments, him saying WHAT YOU THInK IVE A PROBLEM WITH MY PINNIS, then who the **** are the flowers from, THE WOULD BE
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