Go and Get Your Mother!
07 March 2005, 10:37 PM
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Go and Get Your Mother!
An Country boy and his father were in a Shopping Centre.
They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.
The boy asked, "What is this Father?"
The father (never having seen an Lift) responded,
"Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is."
While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, an overweight,
old lady in a wheel chair moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button.
The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room.
The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular numbers
above the walls light up sequentially.
They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the numbers
began to light in the reverse order.
Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24- year-old blonde stepped out.
The father said quietly to his son..."Go get your mother."
Pete
They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.
The boy asked, "What is this Father?"
The father (never having seen an Lift) responded,
"Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is."
While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, an overweight,
old lady in a wheel chair moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button.
The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room.
The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular numbers
above the walls light up sequentially.
They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the numbers
began to light in the reverse order.
Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24- year-old blonde stepped out.
The father said quietly to his son..."Go get your mother."
Pete
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