Feds Cops Fuzz Old Bill ?
03 March 2005, 02:46 PM
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Feds Cops Fuzz Old Bill ?
So what do you like to be known as / refered to?, what do you the scoobynetters like to call us (Keep it clean please)
I see in another thread someone is getting their Knickers in a twist, about Police Officers being refered to as Feds. So what are your views?
As you know many officers read and contribute to scoobynet every day, so what are the views of the learned gentlefolk of the blue cloth and white shirts.
Or does it not matter, does anyone even care. Doesn't bother me.
I see in another thread someone is getting their Knickers in a twist, about Police Officers being refered to as Feds. So what are your views?
As you know many officers read and contribute to scoobynet every day, so what are the views of the learned gentlefolk of the blue cloth and white shirts.
Or does it not matter, does anyone even care. Doesn't bother me.
03 March 2005, 02:55 PM
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Obviously this depends on the Situation;
1. Caught Speeding - Pig
2. Reporting a crime against myself - Officer
3. Reporting a crime against myself whilst pissed - offisher/Pig (depending on state of pissedness)
4. On ScoobyNet - Mate
5. Whilst Paying Council Tax - Overhead
6. Whilst reading the Dail Mail - Over worked undervalued member of Society
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1. Caught Speeding - Pig
2. Reporting a crime against myself - Officer
3. Reporting a crime against myself whilst pissed - offisher/Pig (depending on state of pissedness)
4. On ScoobyNet - Mate
5. Whilst Paying Council Tax - Overhead
6. Whilst reading the Dail Mail - Over worked undervalued member of Society
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03 March 2005, 03:03 PM
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Or what do those who pay their wages think they should they be called nowadays?
Glorified civil servants with big ***** on?
Public servants with a twist?
Defenders of whatever HMG wants them to defend at this moment in time?
Traffic wardens with less colour?
The Tin Pot Sherrifs of the UK?
Good eggs and all round nice blokes with a hard job to do cos no one loves us until they need us and it's not our fault that everyone thinks were useless as we are just following orders and the paperwork gets us every time, mein herr?
Glorified civil servants with big ***** on?
Public servants with a twist?
Defenders of whatever HMG wants them to defend at this moment in time?
Traffic wardens with less colour?
The Tin Pot Sherrifs of the UK?
Good eggs and all round nice blokes with a hard job to do cos no one loves us until they need us and it's not our fault that everyone thinks were useless as we are just following orders and the paperwork gets us every time, mein herr?
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03 March 2005, 05:26 PM
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I hate the term "Feds", simply as it's one of those anoying yank terms adopted by the UK.
What do I refer to the police as? depends on my mood and whether I'm conversing with an officer of the law. "Sir" usually does it in that case, otherwise it'd be;
Police
Plod
Coppers
Old Bill
Filth
Jobsworth
lol
What do I refer to the police as? depends on my mood and whether I'm conversing with an officer of the law. "Sir" usually does it in that case, otherwise it'd be;
Police
Plod
Coppers
Old Bill
Filth
Jobsworth
lol
03 March 2005, 05:56 PM
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does it really matter? call me what you want from behind the anonymity of an internet connection and a user name!
for what its worth, coppers, cops, old bill or plod is fine by me
for what its worth, coppers, cops, old bill or plod is fine by me
03 March 2005, 06:27 PM
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Originally Posted by STI-R/A
Excuse my ignorance but where does the term five 0 come from?....
What does it mean??
*confused*
What does it mean??
*confused*
03 March 2005, 06:33 PM
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I always find rozzers amusing. But they can call us whatever they like, if we dont like it we'll lock em up!
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03 March 2005, 07:38 PM
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We start with
So that's good, your point is made so you'll say no more.
But wait, what's this
Maybe there's a New Labour definition of 'final' that I'm unaware of
Carry on
FEDS are American!!
It does NOT apply to the UK and anyone who uses it is a complete dork!!
And thats my final on the issue!!!!!!
Pete
It does NOT apply to the UK and anyone who uses it is a complete dork!!
And thats my final on the issue!!!!!!
Pete
But wait, what's this
Its HASN'T been adopted by the UK, only by some halfwits on here!
Pete
Pete
Comes from a TV programme in the 1970's called "Hawaii 5-0"
Its as pathetic as FEDS IMO
Pete
Its as pathetic as FEDS IMO
Pete
Aren't PC Prod and PC Dribble in Court on Rape charges (Winchester?)?
Pete
Pete
Carry on
03 March 2005, 08:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Dracoro
We start with
So that's good, your point is made so you'll say no more.
But wait, what's this
Maybe there's a New Labour definition of 'final' that I'm unaware of
Carry on
So that's good, your point is made so you'll say no more.
But wait, what's this
Maybe there's a New Labour definition of 'final' that I'm unaware of
Carry on
Plod or Fuzz are the two I use most often, I have used Orifice in the past too, but only to a mates bro'
03 March 2005, 08:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Dracoro
We start with
So that's good, your point is made so you'll say no more.
But wait, what's this
Maybe there's a New Labour definition of 'final' that I'm unaware of
Carry on
So that's good, your point is made so you'll say no more.
But wait, what's this
Maybe there's a New Labour definition of 'final' that I'm unaware of
Carry on
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