GREAT PUT DOWN!!
03 March 2005, 12:55 PM
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GREAT PUT DOWN!!
US Marine Corps General Reinwald was interviewed on the radio the other day by a female interviewer. Regardless of how you feel about gun control this is one of the best comeback lines of all time.
This is part of a National Public Radio (NPR) interview between the female broadcaster and US Marine Corps General Reinwald as he was preparing to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military installation.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to
teach these young boys when they visit your base?
GENERAL REINWALD: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery and shooting.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?
GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on
the rifle range.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous
activity to be teaching children?
GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: But you're equipping them to become violent killers.
GENERAL REINWALD: Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?
The radio went silent and the interview ended.
You gotta love the YANK ARMY
This is part of a National Public Radio (NPR) interview between the female broadcaster and US Marine Corps General Reinwald as he was preparing to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military installation.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to
teach these young boys when they visit your base?
GENERAL REINWALD: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery and shooting.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?
GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on
the rifle range.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous
activity to be teaching children?
GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: But you're equipping them to become violent killers.
GENERAL REINWALD: Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?
The radio went silent and the interview ended.
You gotta love the YANK ARMY
03 March 2005, 01:28 PM
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my point was that it was freaky that i hadnt heard it in so long yet i guessed what it would be from the title of the post.
my point wasnt that your an idiot for posting up stuff that has been around for years......but if the cap fits.
my point wasnt that your an idiot for posting up stuff that has been around for years......but if the cap fits.
03 March 2005, 02:58 PM
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Well I hadn't heard it before .... why are there all these people out there who have seen and heard and done everything..... must be very bored souls. !
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03 March 2005, 03:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Apparition
Well I hadn't heard it before .... why are there all these people out there who have seen and heard and done everything..... must be very bored souls. !
03 March 2005, 04:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Tiggs
.........but if the cap fits.
Its a snug fit but if your ever near Warrington I will gladly ram said cap up your **** ********
03 March 2005, 04:17 PM
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Originally Posted by PALATINE
Its a snug fit but if your ever near Warrington I will gladly ram said cap up your **** ********
03 March 2005, 04:22 PM
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Originally Posted by STi wanna Subaru
wuv woo Edcase
03 March 2005, 04:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Edcase
FVCK OFF YOU FVUCKING BENDER OR I'LL COME TO LEEDS AND RAM MY KEYBOARD DOWN YOUR B@STARD THROAT RAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
03 March 2005, 04:34 PM
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Originally Posted by PALATINE
Its a snug fit but if your ever near Warrington I will gladly ram said cap up your **** ******** look at that, a SIAL poster and keyboard hero in one. Its like a walking stereotype of a typical internet user.
03 March 2005, 05:33 PM
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03 March 2005, 06:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Markus
Tis a good joke, but it's not real, yet another urban myth
"The radio went silent and the interview ended."
the dramatic ending kind of gives that away!
03 March 2005, 06:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Tiggs
look at that, a SIAL poster and keyboard hero in one.
03 March 2005, 06:27 PM
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Scooby In A Lake. You get pedant's popping up and screaming it when you post something that has been previously posted. Usually you'll find the same person correcting your grammar, spelling, and punctuation (speeling mistakes inentional )
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03 March 2005, 06:46 PM
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In my home town, "leet" just means "daft". If you hear something funny, unbelievable or crazy, a Castlefordian might exclaim "That's leet!" Etymology unknown, but possibly from the phrase "light in the head".
03 March 2005, 08:10 PM
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Originally Posted by steffiraf
Am i being thick? Still dont understand the SIAL thing. Why scooby in a lake?
Someone please put me out of my misery
Someone please put me out of my misery
