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Old 15 February 2005, 05:07 PM
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The whole court case is turning in to a bigger joke than I expected
Old 15 February 2005, 05:08 PM
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Old 15 February 2005, 05:10 PM
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breaking wind... sorry, breaking news bar
Old 15 February 2005, 05:13 PM
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cant find one atm
Just heard on Radio1
Old 15 February 2005, 05:18 PM
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related topic
LOL @ Getting Kobe in his corner !
Old 15 February 2005, 05:21 PM
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I notice the defence are not calling Martin Bashir....
Old 15 February 2005, 05:22 PM
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Originally Posted by SJ_Skyline
I notice the defence are not calling Martin Bashir....
shamone muthafuka!!! yeee heeee....
Old 15 February 2005, 05:24 PM
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As jury selection resumed in Jackson's child molestation trial, attorney Tom Mesereau rattled off his list of more than 350 defense witnesses, including singers Barry Gibb, Nick Carter, Diana Ross and Stevie Wonder.
Lawyer: Did you see anything that looked illegal going on in neverland?
Stevie: Everything looked to me
Old 15 February 2005, 05:26 PM
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Originally Posted by johnfelstead
Lawyer: Did you see anything that looked illegal going on in neverland?
Stevie: Everything looked to me
PMSL
Old 15 February 2005, 05:33 PM
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http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0...171111,00.html


Not sure if they meant to say "Very, very ill" or "Very, Very sick"

Old 15 February 2005, 05:49 PM
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its all a game
Old 15 February 2005, 05:52 PM
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Some news agencies are saying it could be.............................




Wait for it .........................................





FLU !!
Old 15 February 2005, 05:52 PM
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That's a real shame.
Old 15 February 2005, 05:57 PM
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Originally Posted by SJ_Skyline
I notice the defence are not calling Martin Bashir....

Or Jonathan King
Old 15 February 2005, 06:01 PM
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*sings* You've been hit by, you've been struck by a Smooth Criminal!!

*does moonwalk*

So what does everyone think then?

A) Innocent, if a little strange.
B) Guilty
C) Doesn't matter.............if you're black or white
Old 15 February 2005, 06:09 PM
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Originally Posted by johnfelstead
Lawyer: Did you see anything that looked illegal going on in neverland?
Stevie: Everything looked to me
LOL

nice one
Old 15 February 2005, 08:05 PM
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i got worried i thought u were talkin about oor very own wacko jacko here
Old 15 February 2005, 09:09 PM
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Hope it's nothing too trivial - ******* freak
Old 15 February 2005, 09:11 PM
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oi
Old 15 February 2005, 09:12 PM
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lol
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Originally Posted by Freak
oi
Lol
Old 17 February 2005, 01:07 AM
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He asked for some Disney videos to pass the time in hospital.

"Do you want Aladdin?" asked the nurse.

"No thanks, I'm in enough trouble already!"
Old 17 February 2005, 10:23 AM
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Jacko was heading off to court with his lawyer
yesterday when they had the following exchange:

MJ: "I'm sorry - I'm feeling poorly."

Lawyer: "Who the **** is Lee and why are you
only telling me this now?!")
Old 17 February 2005, 01:32 PM
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Apparently, when told he had a date for the trial, Jacko asked what his name was!!!
Old 17 February 2005, 03:37 PM
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You know why his marriage didn't last? He wanted children and she didn't!
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