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Old 04 February 2005, 02:11 PM
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Thumbs down Nasal Hair....!

WTF!!

in my first 25 years I never had a problem, ever.
26-30 and I develop nasal hair, started to trim it up with a little remmington wassit, hardly a problem, more of a laugh really.
turned 30 last year and its now getting on my ****.
1/2 an hour after trimming and its back, with a vengence.
its only in my left nostril though, the right side of my face must still be 27 or something but the left side, whoa, watch out for tarzan!
thankfully its not yet got to the point where it is re-allocation of the thatch up top, but how can a human body produce so much hair, and hair that serves no real purpose**

help!
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(** I know it acts as a grolly retention device, sometimes like a soup strainer in reverse, but nowadays we all use handkerchiefs so not much call for booger snaring)
Old 04 February 2005, 02:14 PM
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Wink Wasn't it Billy Connelly

....who demanded of mother nature to share with him "Why the **** do I need nasal and ear hair down to my groin by the time I reach 40?" "Is there an ice age coming?"!!!!!
Old 04 February 2005, 02:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Peanuts
(** I know it acts as a grolly retention device, sometimes like a soup strainer in reverse, but nowadays we all use handkerchiefs so not much call for booger snaring)
I think it's actually there to stop things going up your nose rather than anything coming out - that's just an added value benefit .

Wait til you're 40
Old 04 February 2005, 02:18 PM
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Style it. You could try plaits one day, curls the next, so on so forth...
Old 04 February 2005, 02:19 PM
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Plait it into a sort of half a handlebar moustache
Old 04 February 2005, 02:20 PM
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God DAMN it ! Every second counts on this BBS !!
Old 04 February 2005, 02:51 PM
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my dad used to trim his nasal and ear hair.Try that!
Old 04 February 2005, 03:31 PM
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You are doing it wrong, you need to pluck the hair out, not trim it. You'll get used to the pain, eventually.
Old 04 February 2005, 03:33 PM
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Trying to light a cigarette on a gas stove normally does the trick too
Old 04 February 2005, 03:36 PM
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needle nose pliars
Old 04 February 2005, 03:37 PM
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Originally Posted by MJW
Trying to light a cigarette on a gas stove normally does the trick too
Ah yes, this often gets rid of those annoying eyebrow things as well. So I'm told anyway...
Old 04 February 2005, 05:07 PM
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Pluck 'em...brings tears to your eyes. Not that I've experienced that OF COURSE.
Old 04 February 2005, 06:27 PM
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grow a tom seleck type moustache and no one will notice
Old 04 February 2005, 06:46 PM
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PLUCK?????????
That will be so painful I reckon for Peanuts
Old 04 February 2005, 07:27 PM
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Pussies, I regularly pluck em out, it dun hurt at all, just get a good grip n pull hard Trimmin em is asking for a fanny bush in your nose! You can get that from your better half not in your nose k?
Old 04 February 2005, 07:29 PM
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get a nasal hair trimmer bud and also like they say its too keep out the nasty elements and pollen as well
Old 04 February 2005, 08:52 PM
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Or check out the Laser Nasal Hair clinic in manchester from the google ads below
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