fitzscoob

Does anyone know where I can order online a stuffed toy dog that looks like a Bichon Frise?

It needs to be of a decent size as I want to turn it into head cover for one of my golf clubs....


This is a wind up for a mate of mine, who I am playing a golf tournament with, and is not just about being barbaric to a dog of sorts

Thanks

mj

I MUST BE BORED............

http://www.bichonfriseclubofgb.info/clubgoods.htm

PG

Please send all orders to:

Mrs M Reynolds....................................

Dear Mrs M Reynolds,
I would like one of your Stuffed Bichon Puppy £20.00 so as I can decapitate it and stick its head on a stick.

Regards

Fitzscoob

fitzscoob

I see your point lol, I may have to try a new tack. Everywhere I found is in the US, delivery is more than the toy

The only problem with the one above is that she doesnt mention size, it needs to be big enough to take the titleist without falling apart.

You can already buy novelty head covers but none look like the bichon

mj

give her some **** and bull that its for your dad or something,tell her your parents have one of the horrendous little furballs and dad wants it for his golf club.

J4CKO

iTrader: (1)

Just get the actual dog stuffed !

fitzscoob

This is part of the joke with the toy one, I dont really want to get into the joke part as it may offend some of the more animal friendly people who browse these forums and consequently get my thread vaped.

davegtt

basically your saying that when the dog pops its clogs (presuming it already hasnt) he wants to get the dog stuffed or use its head as an head cover?

mj

go on, sounds

fitzscoob

Right....

This will sound mean to most, but honestly its just my sense of humor.

My friend's dad has had these annoying smelly little dogs for years, I am always winding him up about them, when he let slip during our last round of golf that the oldest one was on her last legs.

So I asked him, when she dies can I have her to use as a one wood cover - he bit, much to the amusement of me and my friend, it was good natured honestly and only intended to wind him up, and boy did that work

He played absolutely rubbish after this winning me a fry up result

So when we go to Scotland I wanted to show him my new head cover

But its going to be hard to explain to someone selling stuffed toys, that i need one wide enough to take my driver without splitting.

davegtt

lmao. super although sounds a bit nasty dont ya think. can imagine you show him the head cover them he turns round and says the dog died last week and bursts into tears, what would ya do then? lol

fitzscoob

Probably die laughing, I have just sent him an email enquiring to the dogs health as I have a new 5 wood on its way to me

To be fair, since I started looking for the dog teddy I havent stopped laughing