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Old 31 January 2005, 05:36 PM
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Yet more reasons to ban DIY.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/e...ex/4221759.stm

Old 31 January 2005, 05:43 PM
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Very sad.
Old 31 January 2005, 05:54 PM
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Appropriate name for such a dick.
Old 31 January 2005, 05:58 PM
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Former traffic warden Mrs Dicker .......................

Still no excuse !

How some folk can do such things
Old 31 January 2005, 06:04 PM
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****....she must have been a right picky whinger to cause somebody to flip out like that

I mean how can you complain about how a nail is hammered?

Bloke probably suffered years of it and this pushed him over the edge - afterall it was his mother, she must had some bearing in his upbringing to make him like he is....There's always two side!
Old 31 January 2005, 06:10 PM
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That's what so sad about it. I'm sure he cared for his mother because he did move in to look after her. Now he has lost a mother and a sister.
Old 31 January 2005, 08:23 PM
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Originally Posted by gsm1
That's what so sad about it. I'm sure he cared for his mother because he did move in to look after her. Now he has lost a mother and a sister.
I bet he won't get his hammer back, either.
Old 31 January 2005, 08:35 PM
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Originally Posted by unclebuck
Yet more reasons to ban DIY.
I'll save the brainwashed labourites some time and modify what they wrote in the "ban shooting" thread last year, modified to suit...

Hammers should be banned. There is no reason why we should be allowed to use hammers. They were used as weapons by marauding vikings, therefore they are designed purely to kill.

People who own hammers must be sick in the head.


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Old 31 January 2005, 09:40 PM
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It was a sensational and much-publicized murder case, and the court was crowded.

In a stern and solemn voice, the clerk of the court was reading out the charges against the man in the dock. "You are hereby charged that on August 27 you battered your wife to death with a hammer..."

"You *******!" yelled a man at the back of the court.

The judge banged his gavel and called for silence, and the clerk continued.

"You are further charged that, on the same day, you then battered your mother-in-law to death with a hammer..."

And again the man at the back of the court yelled out: "You fcucking *******!"

It was too much for the judge. Banging his gavel furiously he demanded silence. And then he ordered the man who had been shouting from the back of the court to come forward and explain himself. "What do you mean by this?" demanded the judge. "Can you give me a good reason why I shouldn't charge you with contempt of court?"

"Well, it's like this, your Honour," said the man.

"I lived next door that **** for 16 years, every time I asked him if I could borrow a hammer the ******* said he didn't have one!"
Old 31 January 2005, 09:58 PM
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lol...mate, last time I heard that one I fell of my dinosaur.
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- I had to google for it, one of Bernard's I think.
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