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Old 22 January 2005, 09:04 PM
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Angry Chavs it must be genetic!!!

Rant mode on!!!

Took my youngest he,s 2 To an adventure type play centre today, you know the type ball pits slides etc..


As we walked in we passed a table with mr stereotype chav... burberry cap t shirt tracksuit bottoms . bling jewlery etc.. ho hum i thought,,,

Anyway my youngest was having a great time in the ball pit running round and diving in the *****....

Then this little thing!!!! must have been the same age if not younger came in, walked into the ball pit.. backs my youngest into the corner puts his hands round his throat, and then whacks him in the face!!!!!!!

**** me my littleun just looked at him, then the tears started.. (i was thinking hit him back ) so what does this "thing" do .. he hits him again... i,m straight over and just calmly said to this "thing" " i dont think thats very nice do you .. and the bloody oik just whacks my little un again before walking off... not an ounce of concern of what he had done .. the old red mist was starting , but my lilttleun was far more important, so a few hugs and he was happy.... unlike dad who was well irked!!

after a few mins we wandered into the big kids area, and whadda you know theres the little thing bawling his head off ... and his parent was








































yup you guessed Chav!!!!!


if ever there was an arguement for castration this was it...


grrrrrr


rant mode off


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Old 22 January 2005, 09:07 PM
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hope u nocked the fathers burberry cap of
Old 22 January 2005, 09:11 PM
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My kids come first..... but i was tempted...LOL

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Old 22 January 2005, 09:14 PM
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My theory on the way society is turning out nowadays is based on the fact that natural selection isn't allowed to take its course any more. Not too many years ago, if you didn't work or commited crime or weren't intelligent enough to raise your children etc, etc etc......, you would either die of starvation, put to death, locked up and the key thrown away, stopped breeding etc, etc, etc.... Obviously only the fittest (and most fit) survived!! Nowadays the do gooders make sure these people are molly coddled and helped to breed more useless lumps of lard, untill eventually the minority of people will work to pay for these people, now the majority to carry on taking over the world, untill one day civillisation dies out!!

Thats my theory anyway
Old 22 January 2005, 09:14 PM
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A handfull of sand thrown in his eyes on the sly never goes amiss
Old 22 January 2005, 09:23 PM
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I know , u see it all the time and everywhere....why do they have to be the loudest as well.
Old 23 January 2005, 05:45 AM
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Originally Posted by austen_wrx
My theory on the way society is turning out nowadays is based on the fact that natural selection isn't allowed to take its course any more. Not too many years ago, if you didn't work or commited crime or weren't intelligent enough to raise your children etc, etc etc......, you would either die of starvation, put to death, locked up and the key thrown away, stopped breeding etc, etc, etc.... Obviously only the fittest (and most fit) survived!! Nowadays the do gooders make sure these people are molly coddled and helped to breed more useless lumps of lard, untill eventually the minority of people will work to pay for these people, now the majority to carry on taking over the world, untill one day civillisation dies out!!

Thats my theory anyway
Whilst I normally frown on quoting an entire post and saying "me too" you have just written down my opinion far better than I could have expressed it myself.


Of course, they will all vote Labour, which is what he is counting on to keep winning all these elections.
Old 23 January 2005, 11:55 AM
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Lets not bring politics into it, as - remember! - these Chavs were born and conditioned under the TORIES!!!

What we are lacking is some war where the Cannon Fodder WAS the lower classes that give birth to 5 kids, with varying fathers .................. a good war is what we need - but we won't get one so we need to dispose of them in some other way

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Old 23 January 2005, 12:07 PM
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Errr, pete this chav kid was about the same age as Mart360's kid (2 year old) which means it was born and conditioned under LABOUR!!!
Old 23 January 2005, 12:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Dracoro
Errr, pete this chav kid was about the same age as Mart360's kid (2 year old) which means it was born and conditioned under LABOUR!!!
The kid ISN'T a Chav yet ............ his parents ARE and ARE the product of a twisted, corrupt TORY administration!!

Pop that in your TORY pipe!

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Old 23 January 2005, 12:42 PM
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I'm not a tory but you probably can't understand why someone won't pigeonhole themselves unlike yourself so we'll leave it at that.

And the parents of the parents may well be born under the previous labour administrations. The thing goes full cycle so your 'argument' that it's because they're born under whatever administration simply doesn't hold water.

So if the kid DOES turn into a chav (current behaviour seems to indicate so) then it will be born & bred under labour etc. etc. etc. Something you champagne socialists types conveniently will choose to ignore.
Old 23 January 2005, 12:58 PM
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Originally Posted by pslewis
The kid ISN'T a Chav yet ............ his parents ARE and ARE the product of a twisted, corrupt TORY administration!!

Pop that in your TORY pipe!

Pete
No mention of the fact that Labour are taking our hard earned and handing it out to the likes of this kid's Dad then? These people are bone idle losers because they know Labour will steal from the deserving to give to the disgraced!

I expect the kid's grandparents are decent people, because under the Conservatives they would have had enough pride and incentive to go out and work for what they had!

Old 23 January 2005, 01:01 PM
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The word Chav is so last year .......
Old 23 January 2005, 01:08 PM
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The solution to this situation is to batter the dad! Chav kid will realised that a) his chav dad is all talk and gold bling and b) that if he hits another kid his dad is the one that gets it

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Old 23 January 2005, 03:08 PM
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Then he will do it again for sure!

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