Girlfriend/Wife put on weight over xmas?
12 January 2005, 01:38 PM
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Girlfriend/Wife put on weight over xmas?
Has your wife \ girlfriend put on weight over the festive period??
If so, encourage her to walk 3 miles in the morning, and then a further 3 miles in the evening.
By the end of the week the fat bitch will be 42 miles away
If so, encourage her to walk 3 miles in the morning, and then a further 3 miles in the evening.
By the end of the week the fat bitch will be 42 miles away
12 January 2005, 01:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Dracoro
Has your wife \ girlfriend put on weight over the festive period??
If so, encourage her to walk 3 miles in the morning, and then a further 3 miles in the evening.
By the end of the week the fat bitch will be 42 miles away
If so, encourage her to walk 3 miles in the morning, and then a further 3 miles in the evening.
By the end of the week the fat bitch will be 42 miles away
She has been warned 
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12 January 2005, 06:56 PM
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Loads of women at work have pulled the ripcord over xmas and inflated loads!!
Well funny watching them trying to go on diets en-masse and sneaking sweets and cakes at lunchtime hahahaha!! :-)
Well funny watching them trying to go on diets en-masse and sneaking sweets and cakes at lunchtime hahahaha!! :-)
12 January 2005, 07:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Dracoro
Has your wife \ girlfriend put on weight over the festive period??
If so, encourage her to walk 3 miles in the morning, and then a further 3 miles in the evening.
By the end of the week the fat bitch will be 42 miles away
If so, encourage her to walk 3 miles in the morning, and then a further 3 miles in the evening.
By the end of the week the fat bitch will be 42 miles away
fookin funny, but just think about it. with a womans sense of direction the dippy cow would probably do full circle and end back up on your doorstep.few pound lighter though, so result either way
12 January 2005, 07:55 PM
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reminds me of a joke from ages ago ......
bloke gets a phone call from his wifes doctor and the conversation goes like this
Hello mr smith i have done a diagnosis on your wife and narrowed it down to either aids or autsymers (terrible spelling)
Oh my god replied the man what can i do?
Well said the doctor, the best thing you can do is take her on a very long car ride. When you get about 30 miles from your house dump her out of the car and drive home.
What will that prove replied the man
well if she finds her way home replied the doctor dont **** her..........
bloke gets a phone call from his wifes doctor and the conversation goes like this
Hello mr smith i have done a diagnosis on your wife and narrowed it down to either aids or autsymers (terrible spelling)
Oh my god replied the man what can i do?
Well said the doctor, the best thing you can do is take her on a very long car ride. When you get about 30 miles from your house dump her out of the car and drive home.
What will that prove replied the man
well if she finds her way home replied the doctor dont **** her..........
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