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Old 10 December 2004, 02:07 PM
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Talking M1 wind up....

A big piece of card with "Lane Discipline" written on it in a big felt tip.

Drive past people displaying this to them.......

WoooOOOooOOo!!!
Old 10 December 2004, 02:10 PM
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Old 10 December 2004, 02:11 PM
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Originally Posted by SiPie

If you went up and down it daily you'd be doing a winking emoticon.
Old 10 December 2004, 02:17 PM
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This commuting lark obviously does strange things to some people

Bring on the programmable LED's, just think of the fun
Old 10 December 2004, 02:28 PM
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Senior AP is actually being quite restrained here....the M1 stretch he's talking about - I quite agree....although blaring over a loudspeaker might convey the message better!!!!
Old 10 December 2004, 02:34 PM
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Originally Posted by SiPie
This commuting lark obviously does strange things to some people

Bring on the programmable LED's, just think of the fun
Available at my local wholesaler for £30 ex VAT. Im tempted but "Get out of the f*cking middle lane you myopic TW*T" might cause more problems than it solves!

Im a big lad but I dont want it to be kicking off at every junction!
Old 10 December 2004, 02:39 PM
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but soooooooo much fun to be had
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Drives me nuts
Old 10 December 2004, 02:49 PM
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problem is, most people probably wouldn't understand the word 'myopic'
Old 10 December 2004, 02:50 PM
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How about a large high powered truck with a hydraulic piledriver built into the side of it?
It would simply need to move along side the c***s that hog the middle lane, check that the inside lane is clear then *FIRE* and send them to hell. For the survivors we could have a mop up operation consisting of a flat bed and a trip down to the local crusher- with the occupants still inside.

Zero tolerance.
Old 10 December 2004, 02:53 PM
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..........its the only way to go
Old 10 December 2004, 02:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Pastor
How about a large high powered truck with a hydraulic piledriver built into the side of it?
It would simply need to move along side the c***s that hog the middle lane, check that the inside lane is clear then *FIRE* and send them to hell. For the survivors we could have a mop up operation consisting of a flat bed and a trip down to the local crusher- with the occupants still inside.

Zero tolerance.
That needs a patent, rapid like!
Old 10 December 2004, 03:00 PM
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you forgot - the occupants have to pay for the 'hire' of the flat bed and fuel costs of getting to the crusher. This could make it turn a profit
Old 10 December 2004, 03:40 PM
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You need one of these........

http://roadragecards.com/
Old 10 December 2004, 03:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Reffro
You need one of these........

http://roadragecards.com/
AWESOME!!
Old 10 December 2004, 03:47 PM
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Group buy to be delivered to the office????????????
Old 10 December 2004, 03:48 PM
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Back in the days when we had a navy, ships of the line would pull alongside enemy ships and let blast with a broadside from cannon mounted on the side of the ship....

I wonder if anyone has tried mounting a cannon on their car?
Old 10 December 2004, 03:48 PM
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I reckon the more subtle approach is better.

"Lane discipline" or "You too can use this lane".
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Originally Posted by scoob_babe
problem is, most people probably wouldn't understand the word 'myopic'
The majority of people would be stuck on the word "out", so myopic's the least of your worries

The led signs have been available for years too.
Old 10 December 2004, 03:52 PM
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the way these people usually drive, they probably are myopic
Old 10 December 2004, 03:58 PM
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Originally Posted by scoob_babe
the way these people usually drive, they probably are myopic
I thought everyone was myeBay nowadays?
Old 10 December 2004, 04:01 PM
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£30 in Maplins

Old 10 December 2004, 04:19 PM
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Trouser actually bought one of them things to stick in the Trouser Express once
Old 10 December 2004, 04:21 PM
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oh yes.......I remember them

Dodgy.........very dodgy and that was just the owner!
Old 10 December 2004, 04:34 PM
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Originally Posted by scoob_babe
problem is, most people probably wouldn't understand the word 'myopic'
Good point!

"GET OUT OF THE MIDDLE LANE F*CKWIT !"
Old 10 December 2004, 04:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Senior_AP
I reckon the more subtle approach is better.

"Lane discipline" or "You too can use this lane".
I disagree; to set the tone, I think that every sentance should start "Oi ! ****!" Just so they know exactly where youre coming from.....
Old 10 December 2004, 04:46 PM
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Originally Posted by SJ_Skyline
I wonder if anyone has tried mounting a cannon on their car?
No, but I've wondered about lining up say 8 paintball guns on a car with a computer control so you could have a large scale inkjet printer and do a drive-by messaging on someone.

John.
Old 10 December 2004, 05:19 PM
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Originally Posted by scoob_babe
problem is, most people probably wouldn't understand the word 'myopic'
of course they would understand it, the problem is they wouldn't be able to read it.
Old 10 December 2004, 05:53 PM
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Love the cards, although this one's not much cop.

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