womens words!!
25 November 2004, 08:13 PM
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womens words!!
I recieved this email from my wife today..
scarily enough some of it rings true!!!
> >> WORDS WOMEN USE
> >> *****************
> >> FINE
> >>
> >> This is the word women use to end an argument when they are
> >>right and you need to shut up.
> >>
> >> FIVE MINUTES
> >>
> >> If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is
> >>only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to
> >>watch the game before helping around the house.
> >>
> >> NOTHING
> >>
> >> This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and
> >>you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing'
> >>usually end in "Fine"
> >>
> >> GO AHEAD
> >>
> >> This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.
> >>
> >> LOUD SIGH
> >>
> >> This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often
> >>misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an
> >>idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and
> >>arguing with you over "Nothing"
> >>
> >> THAT'S OKAY
> >>
> >> This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can
> >>make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and
> >>hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
> >>
> >> THANKS
> >>
> >> A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say
> >>you're welcome.
> >>
> >> Send this to the men you know to warn them about future
> >>arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology!
> >>
> >> And send it to your women friends to give them a good laugh!
Hmmm
wheres the mens version!!
Mart
scarily enough some of it rings true!!!
> >> WORDS WOMEN USE
> >> *****************
> >> FINE
> >>
> >> This is the word women use to end an argument when they are
> >>right and you need to shut up.
> >>
> >> FIVE MINUTES
> >>
> >> If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is
> >>only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to
> >>watch the game before helping around the house.
> >>
> >> NOTHING
> >>
> >> This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and
> >>you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing'
> >>usually end in "Fine"
> >>
> >> GO AHEAD
> >>
> >> This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.
> >>
> >> LOUD SIGH
> >>
> >> This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often
> >>misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an
> >>idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and
> >>arguing with you over "Nothing"
> >>
> >> THAT'S OKAY
> >>
> >> This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can
> >>make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and
> >>hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
> >>
> >> THANKS
> >>
> >> A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say
> >>you're welcome.
> >>
> >> Send this to the men you know to warn them about future
> >>arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology!
> >>
> >> And send it to your women friends to give them a good laugh!
Hmmm
wheres the mens version!!
Mart
25 November 2004, 09:43 PM
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I don't accept the "Nothing" phrase though. I push and push until I'm actually blooming well told what is up. If there's a problem, I wan't to know about it, no matter how small and inconsequential it may be.
I think "Don't worry, you can try again later" was missed off
Not that I've ever heard that of course
I think "Don't worry, you can try again later" was missed off
Not that I've ever heard that of course
25 November 2004, 09:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Markus
I don't accept the "Nothing" phrase though. I push and push until I'm actually blooming well told what is up. If there's a problem, I wan't to know about it, no matter how small and inconsequential it may be.
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