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Old 09 November 2004, 09:41 PM
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That Manchester woman wants a slap.

I pity poor Mr Dingle having to put up with that voice for 2 weeks.

Her husband's one downtrodden ******.
Old 09 November 2004, 09:57 PM
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Agreed
Old 09 November 2004, 10:10 PM
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what a cow she was.... in england we eat fish and chips with a fork and a knife and a plate speak for your whole country why dont u...

Is it just me though or have TV producers got something against northerners? there seems to be a person on the telly each week from around the manchester area that is a complete ar$ehole... starting to annoying me, really looks like they are trying to put the worst bunch of the northerners on the telly as if they have a vendeta against them...
Old 09 November 2004, 10:36 PM
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She was a whinging cow with a horrible accent and needs to learn to spend more time with her kids. My mrs said I wouldnt want her as a toast master at my wedding thats for sure.

She was right about that poor dog and the little dogs crapping in the house & babies cot though.

Fair play to Mr "under the thumb" speaking up like he did - made me laugh.

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Well I eat fish and chips with a knife and fork - so yaboo...

(except when out with lads).

DL, bloody southerner
Old 09 November 2004, 10:43 PM
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bollocks, came in to this thread hoping to swap the mrs for a crate of lager.
Old 09 November 2004, 10:56 PM
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DL, well yeah fair enough Im sure alot of people eat with a knife and fork but come off it, its a chippy, alot of people eat it out of the newspaper with their fingers.... nowt wrong with it either (personally I dont cause I dont eat from chippies, disgusting IMO) but she seemed to put across her opinion as the nations opinion...
Old 09 November 2004, 11:07 PM
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Originally Posted by P1Fanatic
She was right about that poor dog and the little dogs crapping in the house & babies cot though.
I agree, FFS dog crap on the the little ones toy.
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Dave - fair enough I just make sure that it's The Telegraph

and yes she was a snotty cow BUT you can't have dogs ****ting in the house and the "nation" would second that........

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Originally Posted by jjones
bollocks, came in to this thread hoping to swap the mrs for a crate of lager.
........
Old 10 November 2004, 12:10 AM
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Originally Posted by davegtt
there seems to be a person on the telly each week from around the manchester area that is a complete ar$ehole...

thats just how mancs are
Old 10 November 2004, 07:28 AM
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Hey...I'm from Manchester!!! Besides she was a cow and needed a slap...preferably with a baseball bat. The bloke was a bit of a wuss.
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same here Im from manchester and Id say the majority of northerners are alot more friendly that that b!tch.
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It would be boring telly if they were all nice, considerate types that all got on well - I sense a bias towards choosing polar opposites for some ratings reason...

Most of my fiancee's family are based in Cheshire, they are all really nice - completely hatstand, but nice
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Mr Dingle was a complete tw@t too. The program takes two couples suffering from the same basic problem (Usually one tw@t and one non-tw@t per couple). Then puts the tw@ts together and the non-tw@ts together and see if anyone gets the message .

Mr Manc Non-tw@t was very entertaining when he said "I couldn't have put it better" when Mrs Australian Non-tw@t told the Manc Mrs tw@t she was a tw@t.

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wtf is a toast master(me =stupid) and what did she look like wearing that uniform banging that bit of wood ,and yes she was a tw@t a very large one at that. but they always are on that program
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Originally Posted by M444GY
wtf is a toast master(me =stupid) and what did she look like wearing that uniform banging that bit of wood ,and yes she was a tw@t a very large one at that. but they always are on that program
A person at weddings (and possibly other events) that directs proceedings i.e. moving people to the bar, to the tables for food, introduces the speeches, back to the bar etc.

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