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Old 31 October 2004, 07:32 PM
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I have noticed how men have taken the health warnings about smoking to heart and their health has improved massively - yet, the fairer sex - once too bright to smoke - have brainlessly taken it up where the men left off??

WHY??

Have women just suddenly got thick? Have men overtaken them in the sensibility stakes?

Finally, doesn't it look bl00dy AWFUL when you see a female with a *** hanging out her gob??? Hmmmmmmmmm, nice! Surely to god they can't think it attractive, clever or cool to smell like an ashtray attached to the wall of a gents bog???

Puzzled?

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Old 31 October 2004, 07:45 PM
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same with binge drinking, it just isn't attractive seeing a lady gobbing off and then falling over into a gutter
Old 31 October 2004, 07:57 PM
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a lady gobbing off and then falling over into a gutter

You speak about my fcukin' missus again like that pal, and you'll wake up with a crowd watching you.

and that's a promise, not a threat.

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Pete: I can't agree more


It was dieing out in the 80's for BOTH sexes, but the tobacco companies managed to get women back on line: what do we expect girls to do, when we allow top models, (Naomi Campbell), to walk down a catwalk with a *** in each hand, and one in her mouth?

TBH, anyone who smokes these days, deserves EVERYTHING they get; personally, I'd want them struck off the NHS

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yes

but lets face it - 99% of people live exceptionally unhealthy lifestyles. its a frickin wonder that the average age of people is as high as it is. most people seem to care very little about their health.
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Originally Posted by alcazar
TBH, anyone who smokes these days, deserves EVERYTHING they get; personally, I'd want them struck off the NHS
i agree with you absolutely 100% and very well said.

however, out of interest, do you either drink or eat unhealthy foods?
Old 31 October 2004, 08:05 PM
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Unhealthy foods? Not often.


Drink? Like a fekkin fish:

And yes, I know that's unhealthy too, but it's not on the same starting grid as smoking, is it?

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Originally Posted by alcazar
Drink? Like a fekkin fish:

And yes, I know that's unhealthy too, but it's not on the same starting grid as smoking, is it?
if u say so

its infinitely more liver toxic for a start. both are horrendous and i personally cant figure out why anyone would do either to themselves.

i would wager that the nhs spends no less on livers and liver treatment for those who drink too much alcohol as they do on treating lung cancer in smokers. i cant find any figures tho, so who knows.

its easy to say "anyone smoking/drinking/eating bad foods/injecting steroids/driving too fast/etc/etc should be stricken from nhs lists" but at the end of the day, a huge amount of people who are treated by the nhs are there due to optional lifestyle choices with consequences that they knew about.
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I saw a lovely little bit of totty walking down the street yesterday, I had the glass dropped and was going to compliment the split **** on how good she looked then to my horror she turned around, yes she had a *** in her gob NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Women and **** are not sexy one bit.

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Old 31 October 2004, 08:26 PM
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I dunno, there is something slightly more alluring about the Audrey Hepburn "sophisticated" smoke compared with the "Waynetta Slob *** hanging out of gob"!

Personally I don't smoke, but I can't take credit for that because my lungs made the decision for me. I do drink though and used to drink very heavily. I have done some terrible things on booze that smokers would never have done on cigarettes so I can't see a moral crusade by drinkers against smokers carrying any weight I'm afraid! *cough alcazar*
Old 31 October 2004, 08:29 PM
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Originally Posted by ajm
I dunno, there is something slightly more alluring about the Audrey Hepburn "sophisticated" smoke compared with the "Waynetta Slob *** hanging out of gob"!
I can't see ANY female looking sophisticated smokin' a ***!! These days the BEST you can say is she's stupid .................. the worst is, as you say, Waynetta Slob!!

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Old 31 October 2004, 08:42 PM
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Sorry Pete,no-one's biting...........
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Thats because everyone agrees with me!

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no, it's cos we are all watching top gear
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My Top-Gear finished 15 minutes ago ....... who didn't adjust their clock then???

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Originally Posted by alcazar
Pete: I can't agree more




personally, I'd want them struck off the NHS

Alcazar
Even though they fund it.

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Originally Posted by pslewis
Thats because everyone agrees with me!

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Nah, we'd have apologised if that were the case!
Old 31 October 2004, 09:55 PM
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Originally Posted by ajm
Nah, we'd have apologised if that were the case!
Oh, yes, thats right ..................... I'm afraid I must agree with Pete on this one!

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I agree on this one. Nothing worse than seeing girls acting like "Ladettes" getting well and truly stonked and smoking themselves to death, and shouting bad language all over the place.

Its a pity to see femininity being slung away just in an ineffective effort to keep up with the yobs.

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Originally Posted by pslewis
Finally, doesn't it look bl00dy AWFUL when you see a female with a *** hanging out her gob??? Hmmmmmmmmm, nice! Surely to god they can't think it attractive, clever or cool to smell like an ashtray attached to the wall of a gents bog???
100% Agree.

The biggest turn off there is for me.

Lee
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Originally Posted by pslewis
I have noticed how men have taken the health warnings about smoking to heart and their health has improved massively - yet, the fairer sex - once too bright to smoke - have brainlessly taken it up where the men left off??

WHY??

Have women just suddenly got thick? Have men overtaken them in the sensibility stakes?

Finally, doesn't it look bl00dy AWFUL when you see a female with a *** hanging out her gob??? Hmmmmmmmmm, nice! Surely to god they can't think it attractive, clever or cool to smell like an ashtray attached to the wall of a gents bog???

Puzzled?

Pete
I hate to say it; but I agree with Pete.....
Old 01 November 2004, 06:47 PM
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We all know how bad smoking is and the Government wants to cut it out so I have the perfect solution.

Make smoking licence holders only, all current smokers can see their Doctor and get a licence and all new smokers will be banned from starting.

Lee
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