rotflmao @ this joke
26 October 2004, 01:08 PM
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A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an on coming truck, and
everyone inside dies.
They then get to meet their maker, and because of the grief they
have
experienced; he decides to grant them one wish each, before they
enter
Paradise.
They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is.
"I
want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done.
The second
one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too."
Another
snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.
This goes on for a while with each one asking to be gorgeous but
when God
is halfway down the line, the last guy in the line starts laughing.
When
there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor,
laughing his head off.
Finally, God reaches this last guy and asks him what his wish will
be.
The guy eventually calms down and says:
"Make 'em all ugly again."
everyone inside dies.
They then get to meet their maker, and because of the grief they
have
experienced; he decides to grant them one wish each, before they
enter
Paradise.
They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is.
"I
want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done.
The second
one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too."
Another
snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.
This goes on for a while with each one asking to be gorgeous but
when God
is halfway down the line, the last guy in the line starts laughing.
When
there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor,
laughing his head off.
Finally, God reaches this last guy and asks him what his wish will
be.
The guy eventually calms down and says:
"Make 'em all ugly again."
27 October 2004, 12:00 AM
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Made me smile.
Bit like the publican who chucked a coachload of deaf people out of his pub when they were all waving their arms in the air. He reckoned they were singing!
Les
Bit like the publican who chucked a coachload of deaf people out of his pub when they were all waving their arms in the air. He reckoned they were singing!
Les
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same type as the one as the
bear and the mouse genie grants them 3 wishes each
the bear wishes he was the last bear on earth,
the mouse wishes for a crash helmet
the bear then wishes that all the female bears are horny
the mouse wishes for a motorbike
the bear wishes all the female bears are in front of him now,
the mouse wishes the bear is gay and speeds off
also same type as the 3 guys,
in a deserted island a genie grants them a wish each, the first wished he was at home, with his family happily forever. the 2nd wishes he is in another island with loads of sexy ladies, the 3rd looks around and says, "i'm lonely wish they were all here"
bear and the mouse genie grants them 3 wishes each
the bear wishes he was the last bear on earth,
the mouse wishes for a crash helmet
the bear then wishes that all the female bears are horny
the mouse wishes for a motorbike
the bear wishes all the female bears are in front of him now,
the mouse wishes the bear is gay and speeds off
also same type as the 3 guys,
in a deserted island a genie grants them a wish each, the first wished he was at home, with his family happily forever. the 2nd wishes he is in another island with loads of sexy ladies, the 3rd looks around and says, "i'm lonely wish they were all here"
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