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19 October 2004, 08:03 PM
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w@nker. Or at least according to the Audi A3 3.2 driver this morning who decided that because he had his right indicator on meant that I had to let him into the gap that my car was already occupying.
Just why do some drivers think that others should slow down (or slam on in this case) just to allow them to continue their journey without touching their own brake pedal?
Still, there's one A3 owner that probably thought his car was quick until today
Just why do some drivers think that others should slow down (or slam on in this case) just to allow them to continue their journey without touching their own brake pedal?
Still, there's one A3 owner that probably thought his car was quick until today
19 October 2004, 08:12 PM
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You've obviously not seen the small print on an Audi Car sales contract, its in the small print that by purchasing this make of car you are now entitled to drive like a tw*t!! Also applies to BMW/Merc/Jag drivers. Everyone else should bow at their feet! 
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20 October 2004, 01:08 PM
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Nototious: don't worry about it mate, burbling along in the scooby past a bus stop the other day, some bloke just spontaneously shouted "Gay" at me. Interesting...
Anyway, I just shouted back:
"Can I give you a ride sailor?" In my best Graham Norton impression.
I don't know if he responded to that owing to the chorus of laughter coming from the school kids (and some adults) asembled at the bus stop! :-)
Best.
Anyway, I just shouted back:
"Can I give you a ride sailor?" In my best Graham Norton impression.
I don't know if he responded to that owing to the chorus of laughter coming from the school kids (and some adults) asembled at the bus stop! :-)
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20 October 2004, 01:11 PM
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Originally Posted by scoobybitch
You've obviously not seen the small print on an Audi Car sales contract, its in the small print that by purchasing this make of car you are now entitled to drive like a tw*t!! Also applies to BMW/Merc/Jag drivers. Everyone else should bow at their feet!
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20 October 2004, 01:24 PM
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suprised a white van driver yesterday accelerating up a slip road, saw him jump as I passed so appologised with rasied hand, he then lent out of the window told me to "F*cking slow down" whilst still on his phone...told him I'll slow down when he gets off the phone.
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20 October 2004, 01:26 PM
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Originally Posted by trails
suprised a white van driver yesterday accelerating up a slip road, saw him jump as I passed so appologised with rasied hand, he then lent out of the window told me to "F*cking slow down" whilst still on his phone...told him I'll slow down when he gets off the phone.
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That's more like it!!
20 October 2004, 03:52 PM
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Originally Posted by davyboy
I'd love to see the small print on a Impreza manual.
....I think this may be a whole new thread.
....I think this may be a whole new thread.
20 October 2004, 03:57 PM
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Originally Posted by trails
prob won't be in small print...it'll be in bold like the car!!!
lol.
"You too can now boast about setting off car alarms".
Dump valves dumping, bleed valves bleeding.
Techno treble boost override heat soak guage with variable ergo-digi heads up display and valve override switch, yeah thats the first mod any scoob nut would get.
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20 October 2004, 04:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Senior_AP
lol.
"You too can now boast about setting off car alarms".
Dump valves dumping, bleed valves bleeding.
Techno treble boost override heat soak guage with variable ergo-digi heads up display and valve override switch, yeah thats the first mod any scoob nut would get.
"You too can now boast about setting off car alarms".
Dump valves dumping, bleed valves bleeding.
Techno treble boost override heat soak guage with variable ergo-digi heads up display and valve override switch, yeah thats the first mod any scoob nut would get.
20 October 2004, 04:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Senior_AP
lol.
"You too can now boast about setting off car alarms".
"You too can now boast about setting off car alarms".
20 October 2004, 04:12 PM
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Originally Posted by trails
Always a good way of introducing yourself when meeting new people for the first time...set off their car alarms whilst parking
God I'm so cool.
20 October 2004, 06:15 PM
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Originally Posted by davyboy
I'd love to see the small print on a Impreza manual.
....I think this may be a whole new thread.
....I think this may be a whole new thread.
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