It's that text message thread again
15 October 2004, 07:09 PM
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It's that text message thread again
Come on then, there must be loads of new un's about 
Congratulations
you have won a top prize with Sweetshop.com,
You have won the weight of ur c*ck in sweets,
To collect ur tic-tac pls register online now
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Husband comes home with a duck under his arm
and declares "This is the pig i've been sha&&ing"
Wife says "Thats a duck u pratt"
Husband says "I was talking to the duck"
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Got a great deal of E-bay.....
Wheelchair and red cape for a tenner
(well, someone will post it won't they)
Congratulations
you have won a top prize with Sweetshop.com,
You have won the weight of ur c*ck in sweets,
To collect ur tic-tac pls register online now
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Husband comes home with a duck under his arm
and declares "This is the pig i've been sha&&ing"
Wife says "Thats a duck u pratt"
Husband says "I was talking to the duck"
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Got a great deal of E-bay.....
Wheelchair and red cape for a tenner
(well, someone will post it won't they)
15 October 2004, 08:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Dazza01
Got a great deal of E-bay.....
Wheelchair and red cape for a tenner
(well, someone will post it won't they)
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15 October 2004, 09:49 PM
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Pacific cruise ship sinks with only 3 survivors, David, Darren and Daisy. They swim to a small island and live there for a couple of years doing what comes naturally. But Daisy feels so bad about having sex with both David and Darren, she kills herself. Sad for David and Darren, but they get over it and again nature takes its course. After a couple more years the lads feel really bad about what they're doing..............
so they bury her.
Women eh! Boob jobs, Botox, pierced ears, nipples,bellys and *****. Eyebrows plucked, bikini lines and legs waxed, and they won't take it up the ar$e because it HURTS!
so they bury her.
Women eh! Boob jobs, Botox, pierced ears, nipples,bellys and *****. Eyebrows plucked, bikini lines and legs waxed, and they won't take it up the ar$e because it HURTS!
16 October 2004, 12:06 AM
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Originally Posted by Stiff
Women eh! Boob jobs, Botox, pierced ears, nipples,bellys and *****. Eyebrows plucked, bikini lines and legs waxed, and they won't take it up the ar$e because it HURTS!
OMG that is f$cking class. I WILL use that line.
Probably the funniest, and most sensible thing I've read on this noddy filled website for months!!!
Nice one!!
16 October 2004, 12:48 AM
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hey i just won a holiday for me and 20 of me best mates............................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. ....... will you mind the dog
16 October 2004, 12:27 PM
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Women eh! Boob jobs, Botox, pierced ears, nipples,bellys and *****. Eyebrows plucked, bikini lines and legs waxed, and they won't take it up the ar$e because it HURTS!
Gonna text it to my g/f in a bit
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larry la prise who wrote the hokey kokey has died aged 97
all was ok until they put him in his coffin,they got his left leg in and thats when the trouble started.
all was ok until they put him in his coffin,they got his left leg in and thats when the trouble started.
17 October 2004, 12:23 AM
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Originally Posted by wwp8
got a text message one day
asked if i wanna blow job,
i replied back,
no thanx, had one b4, but didn't like the taste
asked if i wanna blow job,
i replied back,
no thanx, had one b4, but didn't like the taste
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17 October 2004, 08:59 PM
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theres a girl i fancy i keep texting her
one day i thought my luck changed she replied
do i ****?
i replied "oh yes"
she replied "then **** off and stop texting me"
one day i thought my luck changed she replied
do i ****?
i replied "oh yes"
she replied "then **** off and stop texting me"
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