It's that text message thread again
 

Come on then, there must be loads of new un's about :D

Congratulations :)
you have won a top prize with Sweetshop.com,
You have won the weight of ur c*ck in sweets,

To collect ur tic-tac pls register online now :D

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Husband comes home with a duck under his arm
and declares "This is the pig i've been sha&&ing"
Wife says "Thats a duck u pratt"
Husband says "I was talking to the duck" :D

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Got a great deal of E-bay.....
Wheelchair and red cape for a tenner :D
(well, someone will post it won't they)

LOL Dazza you beat me to it :)

funny. cruel, but funny:)

2 of them are funny.

agree completely, some of us have a major comlex about having needle dicks;)

PMSL :lol::lol:

.................. anyone wanna tic tac?

Pacific cruise ship sinks with only 3 survivors, David, Darren and Daisy. They swim to a small island and live there for a couple of years doing what comes naturally. But Daisy feels so bad about having sex with both David and Darren, she kills herself. Sad for David and Darren, but they get over it and again nature takes its course. After a couple more years the lads feel really bad about what they're doing..............
so they bury her. :)
Women eh! Boob jobs, Botox, pierced ears, nipples,bellys and cl1ts. Eyebrows plucked, bikini lines and legs waxed, and they won't take it up the ar$e because it HURTS!

OMG that is f$cking class. I WILL use that line.

Probably the funniest, and most sensible thing I've read on this noddy filled website for months!!!

Nice one!! ;) :D

the dodo died, Dodi died, Di died and dando died.... Dido must be ****tin' herself

hey i just won a holiday for me and 20 of me best mates............................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. ....... will you mind the dog ;)

AFPMSL @ this thread :D

Brilliant :D :D :) :) Gonna text it to my g/f in a bit :)

One for users of old nokia phones only I guess.

Do you remember
me? I fancied you
when you were 8
years old.
Sender:
Matthew Kelly
+44712345678

larry la prise who wrote the hokey kokey has died aged 97
all was ok until they put him in his coffin,they got his left leg in and thats when the trouble started.

Oi you f$ckers, the captain is in full working order and it's not "needle" sized.

Bunch o' bastids!! :D :D

got a text message one day

asked if i wanna blow job,

i replied back,

no thanx, had one b4, but didn't like the taste

PMSL:lol:

theres a girl i fancy i keep texting her
one day i thought my luck changed she replied
do i fook?

i replied "oh yes"
she replied "then fook off and stop texting me"

I like that one