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Old 26 September 2004, 10:15 PM
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Default What is it with gay guys?

That they get to dance in the most sexual way with every fit girl in a night club.

FFS you are gay, why on earth do you need to dance over women like that.

Such a waste and it makes me jealous (note i am jealous of the guy getting to dance with the women, not the other way round before any of you lot start)

I swear they do it just to pi$$ me off.
Old 26 September 2004, 10:18 PM
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Old 26 September 2004, 10:20 PM
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It's usually because women, especially fit ones who probably already have boyfriends, don't feel threatened by gay men and therefore feel free to be as provocative as they like when with them.
Old 26 September 2004, 10:24 PM
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Best thing you can do is buy some Gold Wheels - women see it as a GAY BOY symbol (rightly so) and then they dance with you like you want them to!!

Simply announce in the club that you have MariGolds on your Scoobie and all the girls will be yours ............ trouble is, the other GayBoys with Gold wheels will ALSO try it on with you!!

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Old 26 September 2004, 10:29 PM
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You mean like these pete??



Old 26 September 2004, 10:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Jason Crozier
Is this really you ?
That was me in my kev wannabe days.

Will post a recent pic soon.
Old 26 September 2004, 10:34 PM
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Me:

Old 26 September 2004, 10:35 PM
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Hello

A much better picture -- although you appear to have some sort of fungal growth around your chin?



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Old 26 September 2004, 10:37 PM
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Originally Posted by boxst
Hello

A much better picture -- although you appear to have some sort of fungal growth around your chin?



Steve.
That would be the early stages of my goatie
Old 26 September 2004, 10:38 PM
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No one understands womens thinking except women. As gay men are very close to their femine side they are as close to understanding them as anyone can be.

They dont feel threatened by them unlike penile steered fella's on the pull. They dont feel like they are being given lines just to be chatted up. They are out meeting new friends...

Sounds like your also not confident in your own ability with the ladies???? Just relax about the whole thing and make friends before you try and pull them maybe they will see you for yourself as they girls see gay men and not as a predator.. which is how girls view guys on the pull.

Endeth the lesson: Respect others and they will respect you
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Sounds like your also not confident in your own ability with the ladies???? Just relax about the whole thing and make friends before you try and pull them maybe they will see you for yourself as they girls see gay men and not as a predator.. which is how girls view guys on the pull.
Nahh I am pretty confident around women, used to being the centre of attention but then this gay guy turned up last night and stole my show, which peeved me off thats all.

Will return to normal service next week...... Hopefully
Old 26 September 2004, 10:41 PM
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Goatie Beard??

Sorry, the Gold Wheels won't work - you need a Fashion Guru ... Goaties just don't swing womens boats!

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Old 26 September 2004, 10:44 PM
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Originally Posted by pslewis
Goatie Beard??

Sorry, the Gold Wheels won't work - you need a Fashion Guru ... Goaties just don't swing womens boats!

Pete
Discovered that, which is why i shaved it off last week.
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Pretend you're gay?
Old 26 September 2004, 10:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Aaquil
Pretend you're gay?
Don't need to pretend, everyone all ready thinks I am.
Old 26 September 2004, 10:46 PM
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Originally Posted by pslewis
Best thing you can do is buy some Gold Wheels - women see it as a GAY BOY symbol (rightly so) and then they dance with you like you want them to!!

Simply announce in the club that you have MariGolds on your Scoobie and all the girls will be yours ............ trouble is, the other GayBoys with Gold wheels will ALSO try it on with you!!

Pete
LOL
Old 26 September 2004, 10:48 PM
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Think you lot are missing thw whole point of the thread. I haven't got any women problems, well no problems getting any.

The whole point of the thread was asking why gay guys feel the need to dance with every girl, why cant they find gay guys to dance with.
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Other classic errors for blokes wishing to score - earrings (save these for the women guys! ) and Tattoos (yes, they look ****!)

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Old 26 September 2004, 10:50 PM
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Originally Posted by pslewis
Other classic errors for blokes wishing to score - earrings (save these for the women guys! ) and Tattoos (yes, they look ****!)

Pete
Earrings are the sign of a man which loves himself.
Old 26 September 2004, 10:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Jason Crozier
Why are you jealous then ?
Because this guy stole the centre of attention from me last night.
Old 26 September 2004, 10:52 PM
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Originally Posted by farmer1
Think you lot are missing thw whole point of the thread. I haven't got any women problems, well no problems getting any.

The whole point of the thread was asking why gay guys feel the need to dance with every girl, why cant they find gay guys to dance with.
I reckon they feel more at ease with girls coz they compare themselves with girls.I bet 99.99% of these gays who dance with girls play girly part in their relationship with other gays.Its a psychological thing I reckon.
Old 26 September 2004, 10:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Turbohot
I reckon they feel more at ease with girls coz they compare themselves with girls.I bet 99.99% of these gays who dance with girls play girly part in their relationship with other gays.Its a psychological thing I reckon.
So basically a gay guy dancing with a girl is no different to when a girl dances with her best (girl) mate.

If so makes me feel slightly better lol
Old 26 September 2004, 10:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Jason Crozier
Why are you jealous then ?
Jealousy is a psychological thing as well.I remember that even when I danced on my own all night, my ex was jealous for just because people looked at me!
I know thats not what you are like Farmer1.But in reality, I do understand its natural to feel a bit uncomfortable in this case. I will do if my partner is dancing with a lesbo and lesbo is going all raunchy over him!
Old 26 September 2004, 10:58 PM
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Originally Posted by farmer1
So basically a gay guy dancing with a girl is no different to when a girl dances with her best (girl) mate.

If so makes me feel slightly better lol
its even safer than that!
So, no need to worry mate
Old 26 September 2004, 10:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Turbohot
Jealousy is a psychological thing as well.I remember that even when I danced on my own all night, my ex was jealous for just because people looked at me!
I know thats not what you are like Farmer1.But in reality, I do understand its natural to feel a bit uncomfortable in this case. I will do if my partner is dancing with a lesbo and lesbo is going all raunchy over him!
Hit the nail on the head there I think.
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Old 26 September 2004, 11:15 PM
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indeeedy but surley this dancer could be acdc..........
Old 26 September 2004, 11:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Jason Crozier
We won't go there, that is just a highway to hell ...
Old 27 September 2004, 09:45 AM
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Originally Posted by Jason Crozier
Of course, if this guy steals your thunder again you could nip home and return in different colour clothes
Need some big ***** to do that.
Old 27 September 2004, 10:18 AM
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Stay clear of the gay boys, especially those about to rock on the dancefloor, or you might end up with an unwanted touch too much. If the girl that he's dancing with has got rhythm, if you interrupt them you might be shot down in flames - she'll walk all over you without beating around the bush at all. If you want blood, this is the way to get it, you love hungry, night prowling man...


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