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Old 27 September 2004, 10:22 AM
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Do you think poor Ian's totally lost yet?
Old 27 September 2004, 10:25 AM
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Well if he is, i'd recommend a trip to Sin City...
Old 27 September 2004, 10:39 AM
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Originally Posted by farmer1
why do gay guys feel the need to dance with every girl, why cant they find gay guys to dance with.
Because they might get their heads kicked in by guys asking why gay guys feel the need to dance with girls, perhaps?
Old 27 September 2004, 11:54 AM
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Originally Posted by farmer1
Think you lot are missing thw whole point of the thread. I haven't got any women problems, well no problems getting any.

The whole point of the thread was asking why gay guys feel the need to dance with every girl, why cant they find gay guys to dance with.
Don't see the issue. Think you are missing the point that anyone can dance with whoever they like....
Old 27 September 2004, 01:06 PM
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There was a bloke up the road from us who used to run the local optimax filling station. He was as camp as they come with things like:

[camp voice] "Hi, how are you. Would you like filling up" [/camp voice] whist holding the nozzle close to his genetalia

He would say this to blokes and girls alike buthe would only say it to a bloke if a girl was present

Girly giggles all round made him a sure fire hit and the girls used to swarm round him.

He told me that he acted this way as the girls loved it and he often went out with said girls as *they* wanted to be responsible for *turning him staight*

He had to beat them off with a sh1tty stick, lucky tw@t, i'd often see him in our local with two or three girls round him and him doing his camp voice on how his hair just didn't look right day.

My advice........................... Go Gay and let them girls try and change you back to straight again

Old 27 September 2004, 01:52 PM
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*frantically scribbling down all the above points*



Although I reckon alot of chicks dig the bit of rough bad boy look, but I do agree the gay look works from what I've seen - he says in the most hetrosexual voice he can muster
Old 27 September 2004, 04:36 PM
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imo...

-cos alot of gay blokes can actually dance unless the majority of hetero males
-and women dont feel like they have to fvck someone just cos they've had a sexy dance with them
-plus some gays adore the way very fit & glam birds look....not as in fancying them but wouldn't mind looking like em!
Old 27 September 2004, 04:45 PM
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gays are also snappy dressers and probably look alot better on a night out than most normal blokes!!
Old 27 September 2004, 04:53 PM
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<runs home to set tape for episodes of queer eye for a straight guy>
Old 27 September 2004, 06:54 PM
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my bird went to a gay club last saturday in blackpool for her cousins birthday do or sumthing

she said it was good as there was no pervy old men cracking onto her, the downside was that there was pervy old women cracking onto her instead lol!

she said all the men never ever haassled her and if they did iit was to say "thats a lovely dress darllin"

ill stick with my hard trance and macho bass drums thanks very much
Old 27 September 2004, 07:06 PM
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Originally Posted by StickyMicky
my bird went to a gay club last saturday in blackpool for her cousins birthday do or sumthing

she said it was good as there was no pervy old men cracking onto her, the downside was that there was pervy old women cracking onto her instead lol!

she said all the men never ever haassled her and if they did iit was to say "thats a lovely dress darllin"

ill stick with my hard trance and macho bass drums thanks very much
If you've ever been to a gay friendly nightclub like Garlands or Speedqueen you will be amazed at the number of fit women! They feel more relaxed because not every guy in there is perving at them. Most of the gay blokes can spot a straight bloke from a mile away so you don't get any hastles and if you do just tell em you're straight and all's cool.

The toilets however are not the nicest place to be though.
Old 27 September 2004, 07:09 PM
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So those women are evidently NOT on the pull then!!
Old 27 September 2004, 07:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Dracoro
So those women are evidently NOT on the pull then!!
Their defenses tend to be lowered so if you can strike up a converstion I'd say your chances are far better than some clubs where you are the 10th bloke to walk up with some cheesy line.
Old 27 September 2004, 07:53 PM
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The toilets however are not the nicest place to be though.
.......... and thats my cue to unsubscribe to this thread, eeeeeewwwwwwww !!!!!
Old 28 September 2004, 12:59 AM
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Originally Posted by STi wanna Subaru
If you've ever been to a gay friendly nightclub like Garlands or Speedqueen you will be amazed at the number of fit women! They feel more relaxed because not every guy in there is perving at them. Most of the gay blokes can spot a straight bloke from a mile away so you don't get any hastles and if you do just tell em you're straight and all's cool.

The toilets however are not the nicest place to be though.
lol @ last line...in all seriousness i've been to garlands/society in liverpool which are gay/straight and never seen owt go on in the bogs...prob happens like but hey who cares init, if u don't look for it....

I dunno about the gayblokes telling a straight bloke from a mile away though....lmao!!! If i were gay i would have more notches on me bedpost than erm a person who ***** alot of people!
I get well come onto by gays in such clubs but never any women, unless they're ugly and/or old

Now, i dont think i look gay (15stone 5'9") with very ungay dress sense and permanently stubbly chin, and i cant dance to save me life....

....i think gays can sometimes view straight looking men in gay/straight clubs as a bit of a 'catch'?

But i don't go there to pull anyway. As rightly stated the birds just wanna laf and they could be gay too, i go for the ace atmosphere, music, and erm the birds...wtf??
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