Colleague's Leaving - What to write in a card?
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Morning!
One of my colleagues and a good mate, is leaving work to move to Spain. There is going to be a collection and a card going round on Monday morning but my mind has gone blank as to something hilariously witty to write in there.
There are plenty of funny people on here - any suggestions?
It's an IT related job that he's leaving...
Cheers in advance everyone!
One of my colleagues and a good mate, is leaving work to move to Spain. There is going to be a collection and a card going round on Monday morning but my mind has gone blank as to something hilariously witty to write in there.
There are plenty of funny people on here - any suggestions?
It's an IT related job that he's leaving...
Cheers in advance everyone!
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Originally Posted by jasey
**** Off and don't come back
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I can't be bothered with all this worky chummyness. FFS, you all probably never met before, and were flung together to make money for a company nobody gives a **** about.
get over it, tell it to **** off and don't come back, and get on with t he day to day drudgery until finishing time rolls on and get on with your real life.
C
P.S. usually i just write "all the best"
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Originally Posted by Big C
Funny that , that's exactly what i was thinking!
I can't be bothered with all this worky chummyness. FFS, you all probably never met before, and were flung together to make money for a company nobody gives a **** about.
get over it, tell it to **** off and don't come back, and get on with t he day to day drudgery until finishing time rolls on and get on with your real life.
C
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I can't be bothered with all this worky chummyness. FFS, you all probably never met before, and were flung together to make money for a company nobody gives a **** about.
get over it, tell it to **** off and don't come back, and get on with t he day to day drudgery until finishing time rolls on and get on with your real life.
C
P.S. usually i just write "all the best"
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Thanks for the suggestions guys - keep em coming!
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I tend to use one of the childish comments as follows:
Gary Who ?
How do you make a Hormone ? Ask your Mum.
Or I just simply sign my surname, it makes me look too busy to consider giving it any thought.
Gary Who ?
How do you make a Hormone ? Ask your Mum.
Or I just simply sign my surname, it makes me look too busy to consider giving it any thought.
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Originally Posted by DR Motorsport
No, you've all gone the wrong route here.
This guy is his good mate, so think long term. ie
Spain
Sunshine
Holidays
FREE Holidays
So keep it nice !!!!!!!!!!!!
David
This guy is his good mate, so think long term. ie
Spain
Sunshine
Holidays
FREE Holidays
So keep it nice !!!!!!!!!!!!
David
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what you could do is get a "happy birthday nan" card
scribble something out like as if has been sent to someone, cross
them out
and your message could say
"about fooking time"
ps i will miss your wife
scribble something out like as if has been sent to someone, cross
them out
and your message could say
"about fooking time"
ps i will miss your wife
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Originally Posted by wwp8
what you could do is get a "happy birthday nan" card
scribble something out like as if has been sent to someone, cross
them out
and your message could say
"about fooking time"
ps i will miss your wife
scribble something out like as if has been sent to someone, cross
them out
and your message could say
"about fooking time"
ps i will miss your wife
Ha ha - I like that one mate!
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