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Colleague's Leaving - What to write in a card?
Morning!
One of my colleagues and a good mate, is leaving work to move to Spain. There is going to be a collection and a card going round on Monday morning but my mind has gone blank as to something hilariously witty to write in there. There are plenty of funny people on here - any suggestions? It's an IT related job that he's leaving... Cheers in advance everyone! |
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Fcuk Off and don't come back
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'Thank god your going, now I don't have to pretend that I like you' :D
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bye
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Originally Posted by jasey
Fcuk Off and don't come back
:mad: :mad: :mad: I can't be bothered with all this worky chummyness. FFS, you all probably never met before, and were flung together to make money for a company nobody gives a **** about. get over it, tell it to piss off and don't come back, and get on with t he day to day drudgery until finishing time rolls on and get on with your real life. C P.S. usually i just write "all the best" ;) |
"Merry Christmas"
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Write:
Im not a pheasant plucker, I'm not a plucking pheasant, That's why I got you this card, And not a fcuking present!!! |
Originally Posted by Big C
Funny that , that's exactly what i was thinking!
:mad: :mad: :mad: I can't be bothered with all this worky chummyness. FFS, you all probably never met before, and were flung together to make money for a company nobody gives a **** about. get over it, tell it to piss off and don't come back, and get on with t he day to day drudgery until finishing time rolls on and get on with your real life. C P.S. usually i just write "all the best" ;) Thanks for the suggestions guys - keep em coming! |
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DEEP THOUGHT
We can all FLY as HIGH as the DREAMS we DARE to LIVE Unless we are a chicken |
How about
I just like to say that it been a pleasure working with you..... But me mum taught me not to be a lieing little barsteward so I won't bother. :D:D |
I tend to use one of the childish comments as follows:
Gary Who ? How do you make a Hormone ? Ask your Mum. Or I just simply sign my surname, it makes me look too busy to consider giving it any thought. |
No, you've all gone the wrong route here.
This guy is his good mate, so think long term. ie Spain Sunshine Holidays FREE Holidays So keep it nice !!!!!!!!!!!! David |
"Good-bye, and Good Luck. With your skills and personality you should go far.... Try China."
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Originally Posted by DR Motorsport
No, you've all gone the wrong route here.
This guy is his good mate, so think long term. ie Spain Sunshine Holidays FREE Holidays So keep it nice !!!!!!!!!!!! David |
Ha ha ha :D Some good uns here everyone!
DR - you've got it right - we get on well and he's a popular bloke! |
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see ya
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what you could do is get a "happy birthday nan" card
scribble something out like as if has been sent to someone, cross them out and your message could say "about fooking time" ps i will miss your wife |
Originally Posted by wwp8
what you could do is get a "happy birthday nan" card
scribble something out like as if has been sent to someone, cross them out and your message could say "about fooking time" ps i will miss your wife Ha ha - I like that one mate! :D |
Well - What did you go for ?
My Bet is "All the best for the future - Keep in Touch" :p;) |
"I'm now doing your old job, but for double the money" :razz: That always goes down a blast... |
"Have a nice life"
That's what I stick on the cards of all the seppo's here, so sick of all the insincere "Have a nice day" bollox Cman |
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