I went to the pub to see some mates and as soon as I walk through the door the doorblokes say I cant go in because I'm wearing trainers, now this initially makes me pissed off, I didn't even have my mobile so couldnt phone anyone so I walk home and it just kind of hit me my life must be ginxed in some way it has made me think of all the things that happen, theres never anything to shout about or look forward to, its made me think, its the straw that breaks the cammels back..



Any thoughts, suggestions, flame? laugh ..

I cant be doing with life anymore.....

 

Bridge ??

 

Aaahhh There there, don't be sad and fed up..... change your shoes and get back to the pub you big mardy ****!!

 

I made a rule a long time ago....if a pub/club gets so arsey about dress code, it's not worth going in.....

btw, they usually have these rules as an excuse to refuse entry to anyone they don't like the look of. Again, find another place to hang out.

 

Oh God the youth of today are whingin again..

jeeeezus i wouldnt even brake wind over that...


Audi boy its got to be said...



get a life.... grow up ... get out and see the real world....


join the army theyll teach you about life!!!

M

 

They turned others away for wearing trainers also, anyway Its not that im hacked off about, its just made me think about things ...

 

That's the problem when you walk everywhere on your own. You start thinking, and then the inevitable thought of your insignificance in the world starts to dwell upon you.

My solution...drive everywhere...gives me less time to think

 

Stop thinking too much AB.Just chill. Life's too short to be miserable.If you think you waste too much time doing nonsense stuff, set some constructive goals for yourself.To start with, make a goal of feeling positive

 

Oye Audi Boy sniff some Coke or have some Speed.
That'll sort your dunderhead out

 

Stick some DocMartins on, go back and kick the doormans 4rses!!

I guarantee you will feel soooooooo much better

Failing that go out and buy some Gold Wheels, Handbag and Stilletoes

Pete

 

Thats just what I thought ..

Yes I would but I cant pass my test, see what I mean about being ginxed?

 

Its no good ......... cut open the Razor Blades !!!!

Pete

 

I do but its not winter, i have to wear t shirts and prople wouod see.

 

Eh???????????????

Pete

 

De Ja Vous

 

when u think of all the **** thats going on in the world.. and the real problems some people have to go thru.. getting kicked out of a bar for wearing the wrong kind of shoes is NOT a big deal.

it sounds like u need a focus in life. set some goals man.

 

thats so late 90's.

it's google vu now

 

don't try and kill yourself with razor blades - that requires loads of skill - you need a shotgun AB. - Throwing yourself in front of a train might be an alternative, but that might hold the train up, so don't do that. Have you tried www.101bestwaystotopyourself.com ?

 

Surely it would be easiest for AB to blow himself up?

 

get a job you winging layabout

 

 

OMG who retitled this thread as 'feeling *off*' the original was 'feeling ****'.

Jesus H Feking christ in a hand cart you make me sound like a ******, I would never say that , Im off cos this board is god damn ****..

 

The success you experience in life is down to you and what you make of it. Don't expect everyone else to do it for you. No one owes you a living!

Les

 

Indeed it is

Don't live life on your own though, as it gives you too much to think about, and that's really not what you want. Don't look deeply into everything you do, as it ain't healthy, and it doesn't achieve anything.
Start taking some exercise. It occupies the mind, among other things.....
Start living life - don't just let it pass you by, as there's a lot of unexplored avenues there.

Have fun

 

Wahayyyyyyyyyyyy he's going


I can see lots people losing a lot of sleep over you going Audi boy !





















































NOT

 

i suggest that you lie on the floor with a pair of sturdy boots within easy reach. grab hold of the boots and bash yourself repeatedly with them. concentrate on sensetive areas such as face, kidneys and groin. you are re-creating the feeling of having your head kicked in. stop once you pass out (this is where it's a bit less severe than the real life version).

when you regain consiousness you will have a whole load of new problems to worry about, and the old ones will seem comparatively insignificant.

hth

 

As a suicide bomber. Nah don't bother, you'd probably f*** that up as well.

Chip

 

FPMSL