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Old 10 August 2004, 11:37 AM
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Default Top shelf mag.......

After reading on here about TOTB3, I thought I'd pick up "Redline" whilst in the petrol station this morning.

I couldn't find it at first, until my eyes reached the top shelf, where it was sitting amongst the other adult titles

I felt the cashier's glare burning the back of my neck as I reached up to take it from the shelf, and as I paid for it, she actually managed to make me feel a bit guilty, like I had just lifted a copy of Mayfair or Playboy! lol

The cover was innocent enough with a few car pics and a big breasted chick, but other than that, it was obviously not ****.

Or so I thought.

When did car mags become over-run with soft **** type articles and pics?

If I wanted soft **** then I certainly wouldn't embarass myself by buying it in a petrol station. (not with the wonders of broadband! )

I remember when the likes of Revs and Redline first came out, and they were genuinely "car" mags. Now the cars play second fiddle to the totty.

I guess it must be supply and demand.

Quite sad really.

Just as well I'm a "Jap Performance" and "Banzai" man at heart!

Incidentally, I saw a car in the for sale section of another mag (Revs) that may be of interest.....

Its a Citroen AX GT with 18" wheels and fancy paint and a 32" sub.
Price?
£12,000 WTF??????
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Old 10 August 2004, 11:46 AM
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Got to agree with you mate, I can never decide if there's more **** inside or outside of a Revs\Max feature car

Usually rough birds too !!

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Old 10 August 2004, 12:02 PM
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I just walk up to the counter with my copy of "Razzle" or similar and look them straight in the eye. No problems, even if it's a newsagent full of people. Can't understand the problem myself.

The only thing I feel embarrassed about is when I buy the Sun or the Star- for the racing pages.
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too much masturbation has affected your eyesight. press-butan once.
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lol- that's an urban myth, although my palms are a bit hairy.
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I've had a similar experience many moons ago whilst buying Max Power. Lady at the counter took one look at the breasts on the cover and stared at me as if I was some woman starved **** junkie.

Never bought one agian. Liked Revs until that went same as the rest so I get EVO instead from time to time or Jap performance car if I can find it.
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felt the cashier's glare burning the back of my neck as I reached up to take it from the shelf, and as I paid for it, she actually managed to make me feel a bit guilty, like I had just lifted a copy of Mayfair or Playboy! lol
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