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29 June 2004, 09:46 AM
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Watched it - Chavcentral or what?
PMSL at the volvo that got towed - when girlfriend asked - "Fatboy in the Burberry"
PMSL at the volvo that got towed - when girlfriend asked - "Fatboy in the Burberry"
29 June 2004, 10:49 AM
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Did you see the bloke who got away with the rear plate missing?...
"a monkey nicked it at the safari park!"
He got let off too, fair play to the officer as the bloke did look fairly respectable and the story was "too ridiculous to be made up!"
"a monkey nicked it at the safari park!"
He got let off too, fair play to the officer as the bloke did look fairly respectable and the story was "too ridiculous to be made up!"
29 June 2004, 01:10 PM
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Just think of the all the speed camera's the matey boy in the Volvo could have gone past whilst he was waiting for his new plate to made up.
I couldn't get over the comment about the Yorkshire Police spending about a grand a week (I think it was a week they said) on repairing/replacing uniforms!
Shropshire guy - yes it is. However some of the BiB on Pistonheads have said that he's no longer working for the police as he was asked to resign - or something along those lines IIRC.
I couldn't get over the comment about the Yorkshire Police spending about a grand a week (I think it was a week they said) on repairing/replacing uniforms!
Shropshire guy - yes it is. However some of the BiB on Pistonheads have said that he's no longer working for the police as he was asked to resign - or something along those lines IIRC.
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29 June 2004, 01:37 PM
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Workmate went to the Safari Park in his Accord TypeR.
Came away without any number plates, no windscreen wipers or rear spoiler. the boot was also damaged. He also got told off because he floored it through the enclosure with a Monkey holding onto the rear spoiler for it's life.
Came away without any number plates, no windscreen wipers or rear spoiler. the boot was also damaged. He also got told off because he floored it through the enclosure with a Monkey holding onto the rear spoiler for it's life.
29 June 2004, 01:41 PM
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Originally Posted by logiclee
Workmate went to the Safari Park in his Accord TypeR.
Came away without any number plates, no windscreen wipers or rear spoiler. the boot was also damaged. He also got told off because he floored it through the enclosure with a Monkey holding onto the rear spoiler for it's life.
Came away without any number plates, no windscreen wipers or rear spoiler. the boot was also damaged. He also got told off because he floored it through the enclosure with a Monkey holding onto the rear spoiler for it's life.
29 June 2004, 02:55 PM
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Once heard a tale on the radio about about a bloke in an escort cosworth, whose humingous rear wing came away from a safari park with a lion's mouth sized chunk missing from it...
29 June 2004, 03:16 PM
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Originally Posted by messiah
Watched it - Chavcentral or what?
PMSL at the volvo that got towed - when girlfriend asked - "Fatboy in the Burberry"
PMSL at the volvo that got towed - when girlfriend asked - "Fatboy in the Burberry"
29 June 2004, 10:39 PM
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Unfortunately that program just shows how totally out-of-touch this country's judicial system is 
So the 14 year old ******, who STOLE a white transit van, failed to stop when directed so by the police, drove at 90-odd mph to avoid the police, recklessly drove on the pavement, crossed the central reservation, impacted with TENS of other vehicles, failed to stop after an accident, ran red traffic lights, broke the speed limit, drove with no licence, drove with no insurance plus umpteen other offences - GETS A THREE YEAR DRIVING BAN!!!!!
So, by the time he is 17 he will legally be able to drive again
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p.s. Don't start me on SWAG tonight
So the 14 year old ******, who STOLE a white transit van, failed to stop when directed so by the police, drove at 90-odd mph to avoid the police, recklessly drove on the pavement, crossed the central reservation, impacted with TENS of other vehicles, failed to stop after an accident, ran red traffic lights, broke the speed limit, drove with no licence, drove with no insurance plus umpteen other offences - GETS A THREE YEAR DRIVING BAN!!!!!
So, by the time he is 17 he will legally be able to drive again
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p.s. Don't start me on SWAG tonight
29 June 2004, 10:42 PM
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Damn I missed swag. Any good?
The thing that annoys me about the previous SWAG is that the scum are always laughing when they get had. We don't want to seem them laughing, we want to see them being emotionally destroyed and humiliated.
The ONLY one that I really enjoyed was the one where they caged the thief in a truck and paraded him around and you could tell he was in proper distress!
The thing that annoys me about the previous SWAG is that the scum are always laughing when they get had. We don't want to seem them laughing, we want to see them being emotionally destroyed and humiliated.
The ONLY one that I really enjoyed was the one where they caged the thief in a truck and paraded him around and you could tell he was in proper distress!
30 June 2004, 12:11 AM
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Originally Posted by shamrock
PMSL at the lad that ran into his house to get his documents and got immediatley headlocked and taken to the ground by the cop
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