NACR0

Hello suckers

Following on from my most pleasant break in Pattaya seeking out more masochistic young ladies I am now back at my luxury chateaux and once again exercising my classic Bavarian Motor Works machine and occasionally also my chavmobile.

However I find myself with a slightly embarrassing problem.
I noted with interest the recent thread concerning ingrowing hairs in the nether regions as my scenario is similar.

I have an ingrowing toenail in my **** and its getting rather uncomfortable when I seat myself on my exquisite Bavarian leather upholstery.
So the situation now needs to be addressed.

Has anyone else had the misfortune to suffer the same affliction?
How did you go about treating this condition? Was surgery neccessary and was the treatment painful?

I look forward to perusing some useful responses as I snack upon fresh croissants tomorrow morning before popping into the office and wondering at the marvellous scenery again whilst you losers suffer your usual drab existence.

OllyK

I suggest you pull your finger out of your *** then

TelBoy

LOL

Where is NACRO, anyway? Come out of hiding - we won't take the ****, honestly!!