farmer1

1. No copying chain emails into a post
2. Chav threads have been done to death dig one out from the grave rather then starting a new one.
3. If you want a flame war about Asylum Seekers Just PM Nacro
4. If you are looking for an arguement and are to tight to pay for Fight Club, just PM Chaos. aka Audi-Boy
5. If you are a newbie don't post in here until you have lost that status. I suggest heading to muppets first to get your post count up.
6. If you are going to post personal issues register as a new user first.
7. If your spelling and grammar is crap, expect to be picked up on it.
8. Neons are crap! Apparently...
9. Don't post any football related stuff here, that goes into Sports.
10. Michael Schumacher threads are ment to be in his deating forum- Motorsport.

Feel free to add more.

Ian

Jerome

Just to prove you right, you have typos in points 4 and 10. As for your grammar...

unclebuck

Point 3. is no longer applicable. Connor has been grounded for now.

UB

mj

"If you are a newbie don't post in here until you have lost that status."

err... is that not the grand total of about 10 posts ?

"If you want a flame war about Asylum Seekers Just PM Nacro"

I missed them, what wre his views on it, out of interest? - I would hazzard a guess they should all be packed into shipping containers ( with a portaloo of course ) and returned to sender ASAP.

farmer1

Quite the opposite in fact.

scoobchrissy

iTrader: (1)

To right ship em all back

ajm

11. Just because you own a cat, don't expect everyone else to like you or your pet
12. Don't use the "Report Bad Post" button, its really a trap to single out whingers
13. Avoid people claiming they lead superior lives to yourself unless you are prepared to go the full 35+ pages required to make them fold

mj

the opposite eh?, I'm surprised.

ALi-B

iTrader: (1)

14. If you want to talk about your Scooby go to General
15. If you want to slag off Novas...that's Other Marques
16. Your flame suit is located under your seat
17. Moaning is compulsory
18. To post you must understand the concept of sarcasm and humour
19. The use of the and/or smiley indicates sarcasm.

Buckrogers

If I see that pesty fecking petrol chain mail again........

Ted Maul

it was a nice way for Nacro to end it.

ajm

20. Never "do a Luke" and proclaim that you are leaving Scoobynet because no one will beg you to stay.... particularly if you were one of NACRO's lap dogs

TelBoy

If only he were capable of maintaining a civilised discussion, let alone an argument...

juan

Unfortunately the big man has them disabled
Can't imagine why

fast bloke

93. - If you want to make up the rules set up your own bbs

Trie railly hard too get ure gremmor and spelling write if ewe hour going too make it won off your own rooles

Neil Smalley

mode very much on

1. Moderators are out to get you
2. Moderators choose people at random to pick on
3. Moderators have no life and are there to read scoobynet 25X7
4. Moderators are supposed to respond to RTM's within -10 seconds. I.e before they get them.
5. If your post is moved or deleted, please take it very personally.
6. Scoobynet gets paid £1000 for every SIAL that is posted, so please carry on.
7. You can't really turn google ads off. They still there if you look closely enough.
8. There really is a conspiracy to turn scoobynet into a pay as you post site.
9. Old Moderators never die, they just migrate to 22b (kidding Anders/Morary etc)
10. Simon where's my bonus?

Mode off

Audi-Boy

I'm always civil

What d'ya wanna discuss, Terrence?

Pheasant Plucker

How about antidisestablishmentarianism and its impact on modern day religion in the British Isles?

Audi-Boy

Or we could discuss the floccinaucinihilipilification of Terrences constant spelling and grammar correction?

I'm not fussed.

Pheasant Plucker

Or indeed of your posts in general (not the forum BTW)?

fast bloke

Audi-Boy

Think tels still searching for his dictionary

Dapster

21: Thy must starteth every morning with a "M3 vs Scooby - which is fastest" thread

Pheasant Plucker

Do you think so Audi-Boy?