mad_dr

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/3725283.stm

ajm

Nice! I wonder if he'd mind if I diverted my work phone to him too....

Jay m A

iTrader: (2)

I'll think I'll call him and make him aware of all the officials trying to throw government money into my bank account

mart360

could you imagine prezza with this

Motorist " Good morning is that Mr Pres****, id like to report a pothole"

P " Eh gotholes, theres no gotholes here, if you want gottles ring a dairy now stop wasting my time, this is a very important goermental line"

brrrrrrr


attempt 2

M " Good morning id like to report some dangerous roads"

p " dangerous toads, you need the bl**dy rspca luv...." and i,ll have you know its an offence to misuse ugov property .........

brrrrr


attempt 3

M " is that the poholes hotline, id like to report a pothole on the a34 newbury bypass"

p " We had nothing to do with that, it was them bloody protestors, they dug them tunnels which have collapsed....anyway theres no more money being allocated until 2007 folowing a public enquiry"

brrrrr


attempt 4

M " i,d like to report a pothole in the road"

P " you would would you ??"

M " yes its very dangerous some one could get hurt"

P "Really, as you know ugov is commited to reducing any impacts from environmentally unfriendly holes, as it could give rise to flytipping and squatters, thus polluting the atmosphere with environmenatally unfriendly gasses, which have a a an friendly effect ont non specific"

M" click ..... brrrrrrrrrr


attempt 5

M " Good morning id like to report some dangerous roads"

P "where is it love, you see were very busy and to make it fair we are operating a policy of social equality, and repairs are only carried out after an assesment of risk and potential effect on the community.. it will take on average 2 months to get it fixed, is that ok??..

M" yes i suppose it is"

P " can i have the address please"

M" i dont know the exaxt address, but its outside that 'dornywood' place"

P " there'l be a crew there this afternoon Madam Thank you for bringing such an urgent matter to my attention..."



LOL



mart

mart360

it obviously wasnt that funny then...