J4CKO

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I am in shock, have just spent three hours in the Wacky Warehouse, have been numerous times before but today's visit was evil, anybody else have to suffer this on a regular basis, the smell of chips, feet and sick, lovely.

Am now getting hammered.

Spoon

Is that classed as a fetish?

Spoon

Yup.

J4CKO

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God its horrible, it stinks and the noise is incredible, why do small pink girls make that screeching noise ?

Audi-Boy

LMFAO @ this thread

Spoon

Because it blends in with the small blue boys farting noises.

Spoon

As you are local I was going to be nice then you spoilt it and mentioned a carpet muncher.

Oh, and if girls are pink then boys are blue unless your little ones already mapped out as a fruit.

Spoon

No more than a lot on here would do I'd expect.

I like children but prefer them asleep, like women, they are less dangerous that way.

J4CKO

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Ball pits look well cool until you wonder what they contain other than primary coloured plastic *****, sixty kids at a time off their heads on Nuggets and Fruit Shoots, too busy playing to bother with going to the loo, doesnt bear thinking about.

A saturday is bound to be mad, one bonus is you get lots of nice mummies too busy with their kids to be worried about blokes checking them out, also they do a lot of bending over which is nice.

Remember taking my kids on a quiet Tuesday, room was full of mummies, all diving in and out of the ***** getting really into it, take my kids coats off and turn back round they are all sat down drinking coffee and looking sheepish.

How the F*ck anybody works in there, you need ear defenders.

When I refer to small pink girls I mean they are generally dressed in pink, perhaps being clad in pink makes you more prone to bouts of shrill screaming brought on by just about anything, I reckon some of them scream so loud and so high, only plants and dogs can hear them, bit lower and glass explodes, check out the windows in these places, THREE inches thick. I have also heard that Manchester airport have written them a letter complaining about the noise.

There are always the following in there,

Dads drinking lager to take the edge off it,

1 kid who is in within the age range but is the size of the average 22 year old
,with the coordination of a large moth and the brains of a particuarly dim sheep.

Several small toddlers to be knocked over by the above

2 very fit mummies

4 mummies who are presentable

34 mummies who need pie aversion therapy or are pregnant

5 really pished off girls who work there, covered in chips, snot and juice.

Somebody with at least one item of Burberry 'attire'

an 'Out of order' sign on one or both toilets

A crying 3 year old